Shits giggles Coming your way Card for a New Baby

Shits giggles Coming your way Card shows a bold black headline, Shits & giggles, with a line beneath it reading Coming your way soon. The wording pairs a bit of crude humor with the promise of a baby, and the joke tells the reader that the fun comes with a price. It is made for friends who laugh at what parenthood really looks like.

Note: the seal stickers shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

A closer look at the print

A sage green baby carriage sits at the center of the card, drawn in soft watercolor strokes. Its cream hood curves over a lilac lined bassinet, and a bow decorates the fabric. The handle wraps in warm wood, and the wheels have pale gray spokes with gold hubs. Underneath, a woven wicker basket hangs between the frame legs, giving the pram a vintage feel. Small gray stars repeat across the white background, adding a quiet sparkle around the carriage. The headline sits in heavy black serif letters, and the smaller lines are set in a lighter serif. The words at the bottom, Mostly shits though, close the joke in parentheses. Together they describe a classic pram waiting for a newborn and the honest, messy reality that follows.

Who will love it

The people who will notice this card first are the ones already counting down the weeks. Expecting parents often want something that admits the stress without sounding bitter. Close friends who know your sense of humor will read the headline and smile before they reach the carriage. You might send it to a sister who has been warning everyone about sleepless nights. The card also suits a coworker who is about to become a parent and is ready to joke about the first year. When the gift is for someone who loves dark humor, the carriage keeps the look soft enough to display on a mantel or fridge.

Occasions and picks

This card fits a baby shower, where guests can read the joke aloud and laugh together. It also works as a pregnancy announcement among close friends who would rather tease than gush. Send it in the weeks before a due date to remind the parents that the giggles are coming too. The Greeting Card style is available, and the Natural envelope with its gold seal makes the card ready to hand over at any party.