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Vintage Red Baby Carriage Card sends a cheeky congratulations with a classic red pram and a joke about what new parents are in for.
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Vintage Red Baby Carriage Card shows “Shits & Giggles Are Coming Your Way!” across the top, and the printed words promise exactly what a newborn brings. The punchline, “Mostly Shits Though...”, makes the new parents laugh at the chaos ahead. It works best as a quick, cheeky congratulations, and it is made for friends who will read the wink right away.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering
A vintage red and gold baby carriage sits at the center of the card, its canopy folded back over a cozy basket. Its large spoked wheels and curved silver handle give it a retro charm that stands out against the plain white background. Two small red hearts float beside the handle, softening the joke with a touch of affection. The bold black headline is set in a playful, hand-drawn style, while the smaller lettering below is clean and easy to read. Together the illustration and the wording create a warm, slightly cheeky picture of a new family setting out.
Made for this crowd
Friends and relatives of expecting parents will notice the pram first, then smile at the headline. Anyone who has already changed a few diapers will recognize the punchline immediately. A colleague or neighbor who wants to congratulate a new parent without getting too serious will find the balance right. Use this card to tell a coworker or a close friend that the joy is real and the chaos is coming, with a grin.
Moments it suits
A baby shower is the natural place for this card, where it can sit on the gift table beside the presents. It also fits a pregnancy announcement, a gender reveal or a visit to the hospital after the birth. Many people send it in the first week home, when the sleepless nights have just begun and a laugh is needed most.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The headline reads “Shits & Giggles Are Coming Your Way!” and the punchline adds “Mostly Shits Though...”. Together they play on the messy, unpredictable days of raising a newborn, while still treating the arrival as a happy event. It is a cheeky way to say congratulations and warn the new parents what to expect.
- Who would enjoy this card most?
- This card suits friends, siblings and coworkers who already know the new parents well enough to share a laugh. People who have had a baby themselves will recognize the punchline right away. It is less suited to very formal or sensitive situations, but it works well for anyone with a relaxed sense of humor.
- What occasions suit this design?
- The red baby carriage and bold headline suit baby showers, pregnancy announcements, gender reveals and a new baby celebration after the birth. Many people also send it in the first week home from the hospital. It is a good choice whenever you want to mark the arrival with a grin.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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