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Shits and giggles Card brings a cheeky pastel note for new parents, with a teddy bear, pacifier and playful baby items.
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Shits and giggles Card shows “SHiTS and giggles are coming your way!” in soft pastel lettering, and the printed words carry a cheeky wink for anyone who has heard the truth about new babies. The joke sits in plain sight, so you can say exactly what you mean with a smile and no long speech.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
How the design is put together
The large printed words take up most of the card, with the letters in pink, peach, green, purple and blue. A baby bottle stands in place of the letter I, which ties the lettering to the nursery theme right away. Below the main line, the smaller words “MOSTLY SHiTS THOUGH...” sit in a calm dark tone and add the punchline. Around the text, a pacifier, a striped sock, a rattle, a stacking ring toy and a teddy bear fill the corners. Small hearts float between the items, and each object is drawn in a friendly cartoon style. The bear sits at the bottom left with its arms relaxed, while the stacking rings rise at the bottom right. Together the parts make a cheerful picture that balances the rough humor of the words with the softness of a nursery.
Who will enjoy it
This card suits parents-to-be who like a cheeky sense of humor and know that new life is messy as well as lovely. Friends who have already raised children will likely smile at the honesty of “MOSTLY SHiTS THOUGH...”. Coworkers who are about to welcome a baby may also appreciate a card that does not take itself too seriously. You can hand it to a sibling, a close cousin or a neighbor who has been talking about nothing but the due date for months. The mix of playful lettering and nursery items reads clearly even to people who are not in the baby world yet.
For gifting
This card fits a baby shower, where the guests can read the printed line aloud and share a laugh before the gifts are opened. It also works for a due date celebration or a welcome note after the birth, when the new parents are tired and need a reminder that the chaos is part of the fun. Tuck it into a gift bag with a onesie or a small toy for a simple and warm present. The Natural color option keeps the card soft and easy to match with any nursery.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The printed line “SHiTS and giggles are coming your way!” plays on the old phrase about shits and giggles. It jokes that a new baby brings a mix of messy moments and plenty of laughter. The smaller line “MOSTLY SHiTS THOUGH...” adds a wink, admitting that the mess outweighs the fun for a while.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- This card suits parents-to-be and friends who enjoy a cheeky sense of humor. It also works well for people who have already raised children, since they will recognize the honesty of the punchline. Coworkers and close relatives who are welcoming a baby may enjoy it too, especially if they like a card that does not take itself too seriously.
- What else goes well with this card?
- A small onesie, a rattle or a set of baby socks makes a fun pairing with this card, since the design includes matching nursery items. You could also add a pack of baby wipes or a snack for tired parents. Together these gifts keep the playful tone of the card and bring practical help to the new family in a warm way.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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