1 / 3It's All Gonna Card: Funny New Baby Card for Parents-to-Be
It's All Gonna Card gives expecting parents a cheeky laugh with a glossy baby bottle and a candid line about the messy first months.
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It's All Gonna Card shows “It’s all gonna be Shits & Giggles”, and “Mostly shits though” sits below it, a line that tells someone who gets it exactly what the first months can feel like. It makes the parents-to-be laugh at themselves, and it turns a big life change into something lighthearted. It suits friends and family who like their congratulations with a bit of bite.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Behind the design
A glossy baby bottle takes up the center of the card, with a yellow-orange nipple and cap above a clear body filled with creamy white milk. Faint measuring marks run down the side of the bottle, giving it a realistic look. Small white sparkles float around it on the teal background, adding a light, cheerful touch. The printed lettering is set in a classic serif typeface, black against the teal, with the first line across the top and the second line centered below the bottle. Together the bottle, the sparkles and the bold type make a playful picture of a feeding routine, the everyday ritual that new parents quickly come to know well.
Who gets the joke
The people who notice the card first are usually the parents-to-be themselves, who recognize the bottle and smile at the crude but honest wording. A friend who has been through the newborn stage will likely read the line twice and laugh. You can give it when a pregnancy is announced, so the couple knows the humor is coming. It also fits a baby shower, where a group of friends can share a laugh over a card with a little attitude.
Gift and choice
This card works well for a baby shower, where it can sit alongside more traditional cards and lighten the mood. It is also a good pick for a pregnancy announcement, or for a visit to meet the baby once the first weeks have passed. Hand it over with a fresh bottle of milk or a small set of baby supplies, and let the joke do the rest. It comes as a greeting card in its natural color option.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The printed line “It’s all gonna be Shits & Giggles” follows with “Mostly shits though”. It pokes fun at the messy, sleepless first months of parenthood while still sounding affectionate. The baby bottle reinforces the idea of feeding routines and late nights that new parents recognize immediately.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- It suits expecting parents who enjoy rude, honest humor and friends who know them well enough to joke about parenthood. Grandparents with a sense of humor may also enjoy it. It is less suited to people who prefer traditional, sentimental congratulations, since the wording is blunt.
- When is a good time to give this card?
- It works well at a baby shower, a pregnancy announcement or a visit once the baby has arrived. Pair it with a bottle or baby supplies for a playful gift. Because the joke is about the early months, it lands especially well after the baby is born and the first sleepless nights begin.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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