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Shits giggles Coming Card: A Blue Stroller New Baby Card

Shits giggles Coming Card is a funny new baby card with a blue stroller design, perfect for friends who are expecting.

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Blank inside — write your own noteKraft envelope includedFolded 5 × 7 in · Premium 350 gsm cardstock
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Shits giggles Coming Card shows the headline Shits & giggles, the line Coming your way soon, and the aside (Mostly shits though), with a blue baby stroller between them. The joke pokes fun at the messy reality of newborn life, and it makes the card feel like it was written by someone who has been there. You can send it when the news is fresh and the nursery is still being planned.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

The print at a glance

A pale blue baby stroller sits centered on the card, with a rounded hood over the seat and spoked wheels underneath. Its handlebar curls at the top, and a few small pink hearts drift above it for a soft, sweet accent. The bold black headline Shits & giggles runs across the top, with Coming your way soon beneath it in a lighter weight. At the bottom, the parenthetical (Mostly shits though) adds the punchline. The whole picture is simple and clean, so the words carry the joke. The stroller is drawn in a friendly cartoon style, with gentle shading that makes it feel cozy rather than clinical. Together the elements tell a clear story: a baby is on the way, and the path ahead will be a little messy.

Who it is for

This card suits friends and family who are expecting, especially those who appreciate dry, honest humor about parenthood. You will notice the headline first, then smile at the parenthetical. It also fits coworkers announcing a pregnancy, siblings sharing big news, or the friend who has already warned you about sleepless nights. Parents who would rather laugh than worry will feel it was made for them.

Occasions to use it

Give this card at a baby shower, when a friend shares the news, or with a gift basket for a new mom or dad. It also works when you are visiting after the birth and want to bring a laugh along with the flowers. Choose it when you want the humor to feel warm and personal rather than generic. It is available in the natural style.

What does the joke on this card mean?
The headline Shits & giggles pairs with Coming your way soon and the aside (Mostly shits though). It is a playful way of saying that a new baby brings plenty of laughs along with messy diapers and sleepless nights. Parents who already know that reality tend to find it especially funny.
Who will enjoy this card most?
Friends and family who are expecting will likely enjoy it most, especially those with a dry sense of humor. It also suits coworkers announcing a pregnancy or siblings sharing good news. The blue stroller and pink hearts make it clear the card is about a new baby on the way.
How can you give this card with a gift?
Tuck the card into a baby shower gift, a basket for a new mom or dad, or a box of snacks for the hospital. The pale blue stroller and playful wording make it a fun addition to any present. It pairs well with baby-themed treats or a set of onesies.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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