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Shits Giggles Are Coming Card sends a cheeky baby joke to expecting friends, paired with a pink bottle and hearts.
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Shits Giggles Are Coming Card shows a cheeky headline in cursive, and the words say the giggles arrive along with messes that will mostly be shits. The joke works because every new parent knows that baby life is equal parts laughter and cleanup, and you can send that feeling in one glance.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The design piece by piece
The biggest element is the cursive line shits & giggles, written in a looping handwritten style above a smaller all-caps line that reads ARE COMING YOUR WAY! A pink baby bottle with a rose-colored nipple sits centered below, surrounded by tiny red hearts scattered around it. Underneath, the phrase MOSTLY SHITS THOUGH... finishes the thought in plain capitals. The contrast between the flowing script and the blocky lettering makes the joke read quickly. The bottle is drawn with simple lines and soft shading, so it looks friendly rather than clinical. Together the bottle, hearts, and words give you a clear picture of a new baby and a very honest prediction.
Everyday moments
The card is aimed at friends who are expecting, siblings who are about to become aunts or uncles, and new parents who are living the sleepless stage. They will notice the bottle first, then smile at the joke. You can tuck the card into a baby shower gift or slip it beside a fresh pregnancy announcement so the recipient finds it on the kitchen counter. A new parent can laugh over it during a feed at three in the morning, which is exactly when a card like this earns its place.
When you need a gift
This card suits baby showers, gender reveal parties, and the moment after a friend shares the news. It also fits a hospital visit, when a laugh matters as much as a present. Send it with a small onesie or a bottle of bubbly for the parents-to-be. Sign it with a short note of your own, since the printed joke already does most of the talking.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The headline shits & giggles are coming your way is a playful warning that a new baby brings plenty of laughter. The smaller line, mostly shits though, admits the messes outnumber the fun. Parents who have changed a diaper at midnight will recognize the honest humor right away, which is what makes the card feel so relatable.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- It suits friends who are expecting, close family waiting for a newborn, and new parents who enjoy blunt humor. The pink baby bottle and hearts keep the tone warm, so it also works for someone who might be sensitive about bad words. It is a good choice when the recipient has a sense of humor about parenthood.
- What occasions work best with this card?
- Baby showers, pregnancy announcements, and the first week after a birth are the most natural moments to send it. It also fits a hospital visit, a gender reveal, or a simple congratulations. Pair it with a small baby gift, or send it alone as a quick laugh for the parents-to-be.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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