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Shits & Giggles Are Coming Card delivers a funny and heartfelt message about pregnancy through simple typography and a small heart accent for expectant mothers.
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Shits & Giggles Are Coming Card shows the phrase Shits & Giggles are coming your way with a small red heart and the tagline mostly shits though. This design acknowledges that pregnancy involves more than just joy, using humor to validate the messy reality of expecting a baby. It is made for expectant mothers who appreciate honesty over traditional sweetness.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the print says
The artwork features a clean white background with centered typography in two distinct styles. The top line reads Shits & Giggles in a flowing, elegant black script font that suggests sophistication. Below this, the phrase ARE COMING YOUR WAY appears in bold, uppercase sans-serif letters, creating a visual contrast between the fancy header and the direct statement. A tiny, solid red heart sits beneath the main text, acting as a punctuation mark of affection. Finally, the bottom line reads mostly shits though... in a smaller, lowercase serif font, delivering the comedic twist. This combination of high-end lettering and blunt content creates a unique piece of art that belongs specifically to the modern pregnancy celebration. It captures the duality of the experience where elegance meets biological chaos.
Who sees themselves in it
This funny retirement card for a coworker is actually designed for the woman who knows exactly what she is going through physically. She is the one who has already read every forum post about morning sickness and isn't afraid to admit it. Friends or siblings who know her sense of humor will recognize that she would never accept a generic card filled with clichés. Instead, she wants a keepsake that matches her candid personality and the genuine struggles of her current stage. The design speaks directly to anyone who finds comfort in laughing at the difficult parts of becoming a parent.
Meant as a gift
Send this design early in the pregnancy when physical symptoms are most prominent or right before a shower where guests appreciate irreverent humor. It works well as a standalone present or paired with practical gifts like pain relievers or comfortable clothing. The timing aligns with moments when the mom-to-be needs a reminder that laughter helps cope with the journey. Available in a natural greeting card style, it offers a sophisticated yet cheeky way to say you care without pretending everything is perfect.
- How does the text on this card capture the true experience of pregnancy?
- The printed message uses dark humor to highlight that physical discomfort often outweighs happiness during gestation. By explicitly stating mostly shits though under a cheerful main headline, it validates the nausea and exhaustion new mothers feel. This approach offers a relatable alternative to cards that only focus on positive aspects.
- What type of person will understand the joke on this greeting card?
- Expectant mothers who have experienced significant morning sickness or body changes will find this reference spot on. It suits friends or family members who know the recipient well enough to appreciate blunt honesty rather than polite platitudes. The design targets anyone ready to laugh at the unglamorous side of bringing new life into the world.
- When is the best time to send this specific baby shower card?
- Send this design early in the pregnancy when physical symptoms are most prominent or right before a shower where guests appreciate irreverent humor. It works well as a standalone present or paired with practical gifts like pain relievers or comfortable clothing. The timing aligns with moments when the mom-to-be needs a reminder that laughter helps cope with the journey.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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