A Very Wise Woman Card for Your New Job Chapter

A Very Wise Woman Card shows a bold swear-word message about walking out of a bad job and finding a better one, and the joke lands for anyone who has been there. The printed lines say a very wise woman once said "f*ck this sh*t" and she found a new job, then close with a nudge to go be fabulous somewhere else. It is made for the friend, coworker or colleague who just took the leap.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

Artwork and lettering

The card is built around a short block of black lettering set in a rounded, hand-drawn style, centered on a clean white front. The wording stacks over several lines, with the swear words partly starred out in the printed text. Below the main message sits a single pink heart with small motion marks beside it, which adds warmth without crowding the words. A second line in the same black lettering sits lower on the card and gives the sendoff. The layout is simple and uncluttered, so the joke stands out. Everything on the design is text and that one heart, and the combination reads as bold, playful and friendly at the same time.

Made for this crowd

The people who will laugh first are the ones who have lived through a bad job or watched a friend do so. A coworker who has been counting down the days, a bestie who finally quit, or a colleague heading to a new team will recognize the story at once. The sweary humor suits people who already talk that way with each other, so the card feels like an inside joke rather than a stiff greeting. Use this as a card for someone who needed permission to leave.

Moments it suits

This card fits a farewell gift on someone's last day, a congratulations when a friend lands a new position, or a just-because note for someone grinding through a hard season. Slip it into a stack with a coffee gift card for their first morning in the new role. Read it aloud at a small goodbye lunch and watch the table laugh.