A Very Wise Card for a New Job Start

A Very Wise Card shows a cream panel with the printed line “f*ck this sh*t” inside a pink frame, a joke about a woman who quit and found a better job, and a closing wish to go be fabulous elsewhere.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

Behind the design

The card is built around a thin double pink frame with curled corners, set on a soft cream panel. Large dark lettering runs down the center in a casual handwritten style, with the line about the wise woman breaking across several lines. A small pink heart sits above the frame and a bigger one anchors the middle of the text. Below it, a smaller closing line in the same dark ink wishes the reader well. Thin decorative swirls and a tiny heart close the frame at the bottom, so the whole piece feels tidy and deliberate. The contrast between the bold quote and the gentle pink details is what makes the joke feel polite on the surface and sharp underneath.

Who gets the joke

This card suits the coworker who has finally handed in notice after a long stretch of frustration. They will notice the quote first and smile at the idea of walking out with style. It works for colleagues who shared the same difficult team, a manager they all survived, or a workload nobody wanted. You can slip it in with a leaving card, hand it over on the final afternoon, or tuck it into a desk drawer for them to find later. Anyone who has ever quietly planned an exit will recognize the feeling it captures.

Gift and choice

The best moment to give this card is the last day in the office, when the desk is half packed and everyone is gathering for cake. It also fits a farewell lunch, a goodbye email follow up, or a small envelope handed over during a team coffee break. Since it comes in one natural colorway, the pink frame and hearts stay the focus. Pair it with a small treat or a bottle of something bubbly to mark the new chapter, and let the printed words do the talking.