New Job Farewell Card with a Wise Woman Quote

New Job Farewell Card shows “A VERY WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID “F*CK THIS SH*T” AND SHE FOUND A NEW JOB,” and the starred-out words say exactly what you already think about that old job, while the closing line tells your coworker to go be fabulous elsewhere. The joke works because it is blunt about the frustration and warm about the next chapter, and it is made for the colleague who is finally moving on.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

The print at a glance

The card is built around a block of bold, black, all-caps lettering that reads from top to bottom in a single calm column. The quote about the wise woman sits at the top, and the starred-out swear words are printed in the same type so they read as a clean joke rather than shouting. A small hand-sketched red heart sits in the middle, with a few little dashes around it like a burst of energy. Below the heart, a red line in capitals reads “NOW GO BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE,” which gives the card its warm finish. The red of the heart and the closing line ties the two halves together, and the open white space keeps the whole layout easy to scan at a glance.

Who it is for

This card suits the coworker who has been quietly counting down the weeks, the one who finally put in notice and is ready for something new. It also works for a friend in the same office who has complained about the same boss for years and will recognize the frustration in the quote. You might send it to someone you have shared long lunches and bad Mondays with, because the humor will land the way you intend.

Occasions to use it

Use this card for a last-day farewell, slipped onto the desk during a going-away lunch, or tucked into a small parting gift with a coffee. It also fits a quiet goodbye when a short joke will mean more than a speech. Pass it around the team for everyone to sign, or write a personal line about what you will miss and what you hope they find next.