A very wise woman once Card for a New Job Move

A very wise woman once Card shows a bold line about walking out of a bad job, and the printed words, "f*ck this sh*t", carry the joke: the exit was loud, and the next job arrived anyway. The rest of the text, "Now go and be fabulous somewhere else", turns that sass into a nudge forward, so you can send a laugh with real encouragement behind it.

Note: the seal stickers shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

The design in detail

The card is built around a short block of black handwritten-style lettering set in the upper two-thirds of the page. The first line reads "A very wise woman once said", followed by the quoted curse with asterisks standing in for letters, then "and she found a new job." The lettering is loose and friendly, which keeps the rough language from feeling harsh. Beneath it, a small pink heart is drawn in a sketchy outline with a few short strokes above it, like a little burst of energy. The heart is the only color on the page besides the black text, so the eye moves from the joke down to the sign-off. A closing line, "Now go and be fabulous somewhere else", sits near the bottom in the same hand. A gold wax-style seal with a small heart in its center is pressed on the left edge, adding a polished touch to an otherwise playful layout.

When it gets used

This card fits a moment when someone has just left a job that wore them down and is ready to start again. A coworker who is clearing out a desk, a friend who announces they quit on a Monday, or a sibling who finally took the offer they wanted will all recognize the story at once. Give it in person so they can read the quoted line aloud and laugh together. Tuck it into a box with a small treat, or set it on the kitchen table as they plan the next step. The asterisks make it easy to read in a group without anyone feeling uncomfortable, so it works when others are around.

Good occasions

The most natural time is a farewell, when a coworker is heading out and you want a send-off with some bite. It also fits a congratulations moment after someone lands a new role, since the message is about starting over with confidence. A quitting-day card for a friend who finally walked away works just as well. Because the card is a greeting card in the natural color shown here, it stays low-key enough to slip into a stack of other cards without looking out of place.