1 / 3Wise Woman Card: A Cheeky Thank You With a Twist
Wise Woman Card is a funny thank you with a fairy-tale line in black type and bold script, made for friends who handle things with grace.
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Wise Woman Card shows a fairy-tale ending with a sharp edge, and the printed line reads: A wise woman once said, “Fuck this shit” and she lived happily ever after. For anyone who has ever walked away from nonsense and felt better for it, the joke lands fast. It is a thank you that admits the truth, and it suits someone who has been the calm one holding everything together.
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What the print says
The card is white with black type set in the center. A WISE WOMAN ONCE SAID, is typed in spaced capitals across the top, which gives the opening the feel of a storybook narrator. The middle line, “Fuck this shit,” switches to a bold black script, so the swear words pop out of the typed lines around them. Below it, AND SHE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER finishes the sentence in the same spaced capitals. The contrast between the typewriter lettering and the flowing script is the whole design, with no pictures or extra decoration competing for attention. You read the line like a fairy tale and then hit the swear word as the twist.
Who sees themselves in it
You will notice the people this card was made for right away: the friend who keeps the group organized, the coworker who absorbs every deadline without complaint, and the mentor who taught you when to let go. These are people who have earned the right to stop tolerating nonsense. The card fits the everyday moment after a long project or a rough season, when a quiet thank you feels too polite. Use it when you want someone to hear both your gratitude and your honest laugh about how much they have put up with.
Meant as a gift
Send this card to say thanks after a hard week someone helped you through, or to mark the end of a long project they carried. It also works for a farewell to a colleague who is moving on, since the happily-ever-after ending fits a new chapter. Pair it with a bottle of something they enjoy, or simply hand it over with a coffee. The card comes in one natural style, so the black-and-white look stays clean and easy to tuck into any gift.
- What does the wording on this card mean?
- The card sets up a fairy-tale narrator, then delivers the punchline: a wise woman’s advice to walk away from nonsense, followed by a happy ending. The swear word is the twist that makes the sentiment feel honest and funny rather than sugary.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- It suits the friend, coworker or mentor who has quietly handled a lot and deserves some honest laughter. It works especially well for people who appreciate sharp humor and who do not mind a bit of swearing in their thank you.
- When is a good time to send it?
- Send it after someone has helped you through a hard week, finished a difficult project with you, or is leaving a job for a new chapter. The happily-ever-after line fits farewells, and the bold script makes the thank you feel personal.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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