1 / 3Quitting Job Card: A Sweet Send-Off With a Sharp Edge
Quitting Job Card shows a bold line about a wise woman who found a new job, plus a soft pink heart for your favorite coworker.
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Quitting Job Card says the bold part out loud: a very wise woman once said “fuck this shit” and found a new job, then the message tells the reader to now go and be fabulous somewhere else. It is a cheeky send-off for someone who finally walked away from a job that wore them down, and it is for the friend who laughs hardest at the honest version of a career change.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering
The printed words fill most of the white front in a handwritten black style, with the first part of the message set above a small gap and the closing line set smaller below. A soft pink heart sits in the middle, its edges blurred and lighter at the top where a few tiny strokes suggest a little sparkle. The lettering is casual and slightly wobbly, which keeps the swearing playful rather than harsh. The whole design stays minimal, so the words do all the work while the heart balances the page.
Made for this crowd
This card suits the coworker who has been counting down the days, the friend who finally handed in notice, and the bestie who always cheered you through a bad month at the office. Anyone who has ever had a boss who made every shift miserable will spot the joke right away. It is equally at home with someone who is heading into something new and wants a sendoff that sounds like them.
Moments it suits
Give this card on a last day at the office, tucked into a farewell lunch envelope or left on a desk. It also works as a congratulations for someone who just signed a new offer letter and wants to mark the change. Friends often keep a card like this on the fridge as a reminder that the leap was worth it.
- What does the wording on this card mean?
- The message quotes a wise woman who swore her way out of a bad job and landed somewhere better, then tells the reader to now go and be fabulous somewhere else. The joke is the honest, profane version of a career change, delivered as a cheer for anyone who walked away from something that drained them.
- Who is this card best for?
- It fits a friend, coworker or bestie who finally quit a job that wore them down. Anyone with a sharp sense of humor who has survived a difficult boss or a bad office will get the reference instantly and enjoy the bluntness of the line.
- When is a good moment to give it?
- Give it on someone's last day at the office, at a farewell lunch, or when they announce their new role. It also works as a quiet pick-me-up after a tough job ends, letting them know you are cheering them toward somewhere better.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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