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Woman Illustration Peach Background Card sends a playful farewell with a cheerful illustrated woman and a bold, cheeky line for a leaving coworker.
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Woman Illustration Peach Background Card shows a bold joke about leaving work behind, and the printed line A Wise WOMAN once said SCREW THIS SHIT and found a better job makes the point with a grin. The words land as friendly advice for anyone ready for a change, and they suit a colleague heading toward something better.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Behind the design
The main subject is an illustrated woman with long dark hair, wearing an orange short-sleeved top and cream trousers. She stands on the right side of the card, holding a yellow bag against her hip, and her relaxed posture gives the scene an easy, confident mood. The figure sits against a soft peach background, with pale curved shapes in the top left and bottom right corners and small dotted patterns framing the edges. Thin black lines add a modern, minimal accent.
The lettering carries most of the humor. A Wise is set in a slanted script, WOMAN and SCREW THIS SHIT are set in heavy capitals, and the smaller lines ONCE SAID and AND FOUND A BETTER JOB are set in spaced capitals. The contrast in sizes makes the punchline easy to read and gives the card a lively, editorial look. The overall picture reads as a cheerful workplace moment with a sharp, playful twist.
Who gets the joke
You will notice the joke right away if you have worked alongside someone who finally decided to leave a job that no longer fit. The card is made for the coworker who is moving on, the friend changing careers, or the colleague who has been quietly job hunting and finally landed the offer. The blunt wording and the confident figure speak to anyone who has felt that moment of clarity.
The card suits a farewell in an office kitchen, a goodbye message passed around a team chat, or a card slipped onto a desk on the final afternoon. It also fits a family member who has made a big career switch and enjoys a bit of irreverent humor. Whoever opens it will likely smile at the boldness of the line and the cheerful style of the illustration.
Gift and choice
This card works well for a coworker's last day, a team send-off, or a moment when someone announces a new role. It pairs nicely with a small treat or a handwritten note, so the humor and the warmth come through together. You can also keep it for a friend who has just started something new and wants a reminder to trust their own judgment.
The design comes as a greeting card in the natural color. Its soft peach background and clean illustration make it easy to pick out among other goodbye cards, and the joke is strong enough to get a laugh when it is opened.
- What does the wording on this card mean?
- The printed line reads A Wise WOMAN once said SCREW THIS SHIT and found a better job. It is a playful way of saying that leaving an unhappy job for a better one is a smart move. The bold capitals on SCREW THIS SHIT give the joke its punch, while the softer lines carry the advice.
- Who would enjoy this card most?
- This card suits a coworker who has just landed a better job or is leaving to start something new. It also works for a friend or family member who has made a career change and appreciates a bit of irreverent humor. Anyone who has felt ready to leave a difficult job will likely enjoy the blunt wording and the confident illustrated woman.
- What occasions suit this card?
- The card works well for a last day at work, a team farewell, or the moment someone announces a new role. You could also send it to a friend who has just started a new job. Pairing it with a handwritten note or a small treat lets the humor and the warmth of the goodbye come through together.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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