Fired Job Card: A Cheeky Send-Off With a Security Guard

Fired Job Card shows “Congratulations on leaving your job without being escorted out of the building by security” in bold black letters, and those words celebrate a clean exit that avoided the awkward walk past the front desk. The joke works because it flips a stressful moment into a win. It was made for anyone who has ever cleared out a desk with their dignity still intact.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

Artwork and lettering

A cartoon security guard in sunglasses and a dark cap sits in the lower left corner, drawn with simple doodle lines. A waving hand, a smiley face, and a rolling office chair fill the space around the message. Small clipboards, envelopes, and confetti-style marks scatter across the white background. The phrase “CONGRATULATIONS” sits in red above a yellow underline, while the main message is set in large black capitals. The yellow highlight behind “ESCORTED OUT OF” pulls your eye to the punchline.

Made for this crowd

You will notice the guard first, then the chair and the clipboard, and the whole scene reads as an office story at a glance. Fired Job Card suits coworkers, teammates, and friends who have shared a stressful workplace and now want to laugh about how they left it. It is also a good fit for anyone who knows that a quiet, unescorted exit is a small victory worth toasting.

Moments it suits

This card works well for a farewell lunch, a last-day desk drop-off, or a note tucked into a going-away gift. Read it aloud at the team goodbye and watch the room laugh together. The single natural color scheme keeps the focus on the drawings and the joke rather than on decoration.