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Escorted Out Security Card for Coworkers Leaving

Escorted Out Security Card gives a coworker a playful send-off with a bold headline and a cheerful office scene.

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Blank inside — write your own noteKraft envelope includedFolded 5 × 7 in · Premium 350 gsm cardstock
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Escorted Out Security Card shows a bold, cheerful headline, and congrats on leaving your job without being escorted out of the building by security is the line that makes it funny. It says a departing coworker made it out the door with dignity, and that alone is worth a laugh. This is for the colleague who you know will feel it was made for their exit.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

The artwork explained

The large lettering fills most of the card in teal, blue, orange and navy, with the words stacked in a tight block. A small banner at the top reads Farewell, Coworker, and a row of bunting flags hangs beneath it. Around the edges you will find a cardboard box marked stuff, a potted plant, a coffee mug, a laptop, a stack of binders and a few small office workers waving hands. A bold teal and orange frame wraps the scene, and small confetti flecks add a celebratory touch. The illustration is busy but organized, so each icon reads clearly next to the words.

Who it suits best

People who work in offices will notice the desk items first, then the headline. Your coworker, boss or team member who has packed up a cubicle will recognize the box and plant. The card suits anyone who has seen a departure handled poorly and wants to celebrate a clean exit instead. Office friends who share inside jokes will get the reference fastest.

When it fits

This card works well for a last-day farewell, when the team signs it before the final goodbye. It also fits a new job send-off, when someone is heading to a better role somewhere else. Pass it around the break room with a pen so everyone can add a note.

What does the joke on this card mean?
The headline congrats on leaving your job without being escorted out of the building by security plays on a fired employee being walked out by guards. Here it jokes that your coworker left calmly and on good terms, which is the opposite of that dramatic scene. It works because most office workers recognize the image.
Who will appreciate this design most?
Coworkers who have shared a busy office and know the cubicle routine will get the reference fastest. The icons of boxes, plants and laptops point to a desk being cleared out. A boss or team lead who wants a light-hearted farewell will also find the humor appropriate for the office.
What occasions suit this card?
Use it for a last-day farewell, a team goodbye lunch or a new job send-off. It also works when a colleague moves to another department. Because the humor is light, it fits both a casual office party and a card passed around the desks for signatures.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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