

1 / 3Congratulations on Leaving your Job Card for a Smooth Departure
Congratulations on Leaving your Job Card offers a humorous take on quitting with playful doodles and bold lettering for colleagues.
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Congratulations on Leaving your Job Card shows the printed phrase "CONGRATULATIONS ON LEAVING YOUR JOB WITHOUT BEING ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING BY SECURITY" alongside playful doodle icons. This message celebrates a standard departure where you walk out the door normally rather than being removed by guards. Holding this card lets the recipient know their exit was peaceful and professional, and it was made for anyone who has ever needed to leave an office without drama.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The design piece by piece
Bold, hand-drawn black lettering dominates the center of the print with colorful accents scattered around the margins. A blue striped necktie floats near the top left while a matching blue briefcase sits to the right of the word "JOB." Below the text, a black office chair on wheels and a hand holding a document add context to the workspace theme. Red and blue starbursts fill the empty spaces to create a festive, celebratory atmosphere. These elements combine to turn a serious topic into a lighthearted visual gag that fits perfectly on a desk or fridge.
Everyday moments
Coworkers often grab this card when organizing a surprise lunch or a quick goodbye at the water cooler. Sending this funny retirement gift for men or women helps diffuse tension during a sensitive time at work. It serves as a conversation starter during a farewell party or a quiet moment before someone packs up their personal items. The humor validates the relief everyone feels when a difficult employment situation finally ends.
When you need a gift
This natural greeting card works best for a resignation, retirement, or promotion where you want to acknowledge the change with a smile. You might slip it into a box of donuts or place it directly on their desk before they head out for the last time. Available in a single natural color, it provides a classic look that complements the modern doodle art inside.
- What does the printed text actually mean?
- The text jokes that the person is leaving their employment under normal circumstances rather than being forcibly removed. It implies they are going on good terms and did not do anything wrong enough to require security intervention. This makes it a safe, funny way to celebrate a resignation or retirement without being offensive.
- Who gets the most out of this specific design?
- This design suits someone who has had a stressful boss or a chaotic work environment. They will appreciate the specific reference to security because it highlights how much better their current situation is compared to a forced exit. It is perfect for the office personality who loves dark humor about corporate life and workplace boundaries.
- How should I present this card to the recipient?
- Present this card during a low-stakes moment like a farewell lunch or when handing over final paperwork. Since it references a negative scenario (being escorted out), delivering it with a warm smile ensures the joke lands as affectionate teasing rather than criticism. It pairs nicely with a genuine wish for their future success.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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