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Fired Coworker Card jokes about leaving a job without a security escort, with doodle office icons that make the send-off feel light.
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Fired Coworker Card shows congratulations on leaving your job without being escorted out of the building by security, and that line says what everyone was thinking. It turns a tense exit into something you can laugh about together. It is made for the friend who wants a little relief on a hard day.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The design piece by piece
A briefcase sits on the left, a striped tie rises on the right, and a blue office chair anchors the bottom corner. Each drawing is simple and outlined, with bright blue and red accents that pop against the white background. The large printed words are set in bold black capitals, with CONGRATULATIONS highlighted in a red band and ESCORTED OUT OF in a blue band. A steaming coffee cup and a small smiley face near the bottom add a friendly touch. Small sparkles scattered around the edges keep the layout lively. Together the icons read as a quick picture of a workplace, and the wording gives the scene its punchline.
Everyday moments
You will notice the humor first in the headline, then in the little drawings that match it. This card suits colleagues who have worked side by side and shared the same break room coffee. It can be the note that gets passed around the desks when someone clears out their workspace. Many people will recognize the moment it describes, which makes the joke feel personal.
When you need a gift
This card works well as a send-off when a coworker leaves suddenly and the team wants to cheer them on. Add it to a small gift or a box of their favorite snacks for a warm goodbye. It also fits a farewell lunch, where everyone signs the inside and passes it along.
- What does the wording on this card mean?
- The printed line congratulates someone on leaving their job without being escorted out by security. It is a joke about a departure that went smoothly instead of dramatically. Readers who know office life will get the reference right away, and it makes a playful way to acknowledge a sudden exit.
- Who will appreciate this card most?
- Coworkers, teammates, and bosses who share an office sense of humor will enjoy it most. It suits people who have watched a colleague move on and want to celebrate with a laugh. The doodle icons of a briefcase, tie, and chair make the workplace theme obvious to anyone who has spent time at a desk.
- How can you use this card with a gift?
- Tuck the card into a small gift such as coffee, a candle, or a box of snacks. A coffee cup appears on the design, so a coffee gift pairs nicely with it. The card works equally well on its own, signed by the whole team and passed around at a farewell lunch.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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