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Hammocks, fishing rods and “class dismissed forever” — retirement cards for coworkers, nurses, teachers and anyone finally clocking out.

172 designs · $9.95 each · Blank inside
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Happy Retirement Friend Card: Seaside Poolside WishesHappy Retirement Friend Card: Seaside Poolside WishesFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Pickleball Retirement Card: Happy on Monday MorningsPickleball Retirement Card: Happy on Monday MorningsFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Goodbye Tension Card: A Funny Retirement Card for Your CoworkerGoodbye Tension Card: A Funny Retirement Card for Your CoworkerFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Nothing says Happy Retirement Card for the Humorously Direct ColleagueNothing says Happy Retirement Card for the Humorously Direct ColleagueFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Patriotic Retirement Card with a Watercolor Bald EaglePatriotic Retirement Card with a Watercolor Bald EagleFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Pink Watercolor Roses Card for a Retirement Send-OffPink Watercolor Roses Card for a Retirement Send-OffFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retired Definition Card: Funny Retirement GreetingRetired Definition Card: Funny Retirement GreetingFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Permanent Weekend Card: Funny Retirement CardPermanent Weekend Card: Funny Retirement CardFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Goodbye Tension Hello Retirement Card for Your Favorite RetireeGoodbye Tension Hello Retirement Card for Your Favorite RetireeFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Bus Pass Card: A Funny Retirement Card With a BusBus Pass Card: A Funny Retirement Card With a BusFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Doctor Card: Doctor's Orders to RelaxRetirement Doctor Card: Doctor's Orders to RelaxFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retired Dog Card: Belly-Up Puppy Retirement GreetingRetired Dog Card: Belly-Up Puppy Retirement GreetingFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Teal Retro Rotary Phone Card: Hear That? Retirement HumorTeal Retro Rotary Phone Card: Hear That? Retirement HumorFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Military Retirement Card with a Vintage Army Truck DesignMilitary Retirement Card with a Vintage Army Truck DesignFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Nurse Card: Grateful for Your Healing HandsRetirement Nurse Card: Grateful for Your Healing HandsFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retired Coach Card: Happy Retirement Thank You From Your TeamRetired Coach Card: Happy Retirement Thank You From Your TeamFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Pastor Card with a Watercolor Church SceneRetirement Pastor Card with a Watercolor Church SceneFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retired Firefighter Card: Happy Retirement Fire Engine DesignRetired Firefighter Card: Happy Retirement Fire Engine DesignFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Off Duty Firefighter Card: A Retirement Card for a HeroOff Duty Firefighter Card: A Retirement Card for a HeroFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Beach Chairs Card for a Well-Earned BreakRetirement Beach Chairs Card for a Well-Earned BreakFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Mountain Card: a warm send-off for your next chapterRetirement Mountain Card: a warm send-off for your next chapterFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retired Life Humor Card: Alarm Set for MondayRetired Life Humor Card: Alarm Set for MondayFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Dog Retirement Card: Retired, But Still Leading the PackDog Retirement Card: Retired, But Still Leading the PackFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
A Toast Card for Retirement: Frenchie With ToastA Toast Card for Retirement: Frenchie With ToastFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retired Gnome Card: Happy Retirement Cartoon GnomesRetired Gnome Card: Happy Retirement Cartoon GnomesFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retiring Cat Card: A Funny Send-Off With FeathersRetiring Cat Card: A Funny Send-Off With FeathersFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Dane Wheat Field Retirement Card featuring a majestic Great DaneDane Wheat Field Retirement Card featuring a majestic Great DaneFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Happy Retiree Card: A Monday Joke Worth SharingHappy Retiree Card: A Monday Joke Worth SharingFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Code Card: Texting Jokes for the Newly RetiredRetirement Code Card: Texting Jokes for the Newly RetiredFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Selfish Retirement Card for a Well-Deserved ExitSelfish Retirement Card for a Well-Deserved ExitFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Work Bestie Retirement Card: Vent Joke With a Camping SceneWork Bestie Retirement Card: Vent Joke With a Camping SceneFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Doctor Retirement Card: A Wise Doctor Once WroteDoctor Retirement Card: A Wise Doctor Once WroteFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Joke About Retired People Card for Your Retired FriendsJoke About Retired People Card for Your Retired FriendsFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Pink Swirls and Star Card: A Retirement LaughPink Swirls and Star Card: A Retirement LaughFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Goodbye Meetings Card for Retirement FunGoodbye Meetings Card for Retirement FunFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Humor Card: Every Day Is SaturdayRetirement Humor Card: Every Day Is SaturdayFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Quitter I Mean Happy Retirement Card for CoworkersQuitter I Mean Happy Retirement Card for CoworkersFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Thin Blue Line Card for a Happy Retirement Send-OffThin Blue Line Card for a Happy Retirement Send-OffFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Fire Department Retirement Card for a Career Well ServedFire Department Retirement Card for a Career Well ServedFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Find Out If You're Old Card: A Funny Fall-Down TestFind Out If You're Old Card: A Funny Fall-Down TestFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Happy Retirement from All Card: Gold Fireworks on NavyHappy Retirement from All Card: Gold Fireworks on NavyFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Hammock Card: Goodbye Tension, Hello PensionRetirement Hammock Card: Goodbye Tension, Hello PensionFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Dentist Retirement Card with a Winking Tooth DesignDentist Retirement Card with a Winking Tooth DesignFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Goodbye Tension Hello Pension Card for RetireesGoodbye Tension Hello Pension Card for RetireesFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retired Not Lazy Card: A Funny Retirement CardRetired Not Lazy Card: A Funny Retirement CardFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Retirement Saturday Card: Every Day Is the WeekendRetirement Saturday Card: Every Day Is the WeekendFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Award Ribbon Badge Retirement Card Celebrating a Coworker LeavingAward Ribbon Badge Retirement Card Celebrating a Coworker LeavingFunny Retirement Cards$9.95
Sloth Retirement Card: Practice Makes Perfect, FinallySloth Retirement Card: Practice Makes Perfect, FinallyFunny Retirement Cards$9.95

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