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Traitor New Job Card uses stark black and white typography to deliver a funny, rude farewell message for colleagues moving on to new roles.
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Traitor New Job Card shows the phrase Good luck with your new job you fucking traitor, and the blunt text mocks a friend leaving work. The design turns office betrayal into a joke that only close coworkers understand. Sending this card acknowledges their departure with humor rather than genuine resentment.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering
White, hand-drawn capital letters stand out sharply against a solid black background. The typography mimics a casual marker style, adding a personal touch to the harsh message. There are no illustrations or graphics, keeping the focus entirely on the written sentiment. This piece belongs to the category of sarcastic workplace farewells designed for people who appreciate dark humor. The simplicity of the layout ensures the insult is read clearly and immediately.
Made for this crowd
You will recognize this design if you have ever felt jealous when a teammate got promoted or transferred. This Traitor New Job Card is perfect for the person who stays behind while others advance. It fits perfectly into a lunchroom exchange or a final office party before they leave. The humor lands best when you know the recipient well enough to take the insult as a sign of affection.
Moments it suits
Handing this over during a farewell lunch creates an instant laugh between old friends. It works great for a desk signing or as part of a larger collection of prank gifts. The natural card stock provides a classic feel that contrasts nicely with the modern, edgy message. Use it when you want to say goodbye without actually wishing them well.
- What does the printed text actually mean?
- The text combines a standard congratulatory opening with a shocking insult to create comedic effect. It implies that while you are happy for their success, you are also secretly annoyed that they are leaving. The meaning relies on the reader understanding the social context of office friendships and the specific dynamic between the sender and receiver.
- Who gets the reference to being a traitor?
- This design targets people who have close, informal relationships with a departing coworker. It suits those who enjoy banter and do not take themselves too seriously in professional settings. If the recipient would be offended by such language, this card is likely not appropriate. It requires a level of trust where both parties understand the joke is about their bond, not actual malice.
- When is the best time to give this card?
- The ideal moment is during a farewell celebration or when signing a guest book at a desk. It serves as a memorable keepsake that captures the specific energy of that workplace relationship. Pairing it with a small gift can soften the delivery, making the overall gesture feel more like a fun ritual than a genuine attack.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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