1 / 3Good Luck in Your New Job Card with a Cheeky Twist
Good Luck in Your New Job Card wishes a colleague well, then cheekily warns that the new team is a bunch of twats.
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Good Luck in Your New Job Card shows a bold, friendly wish followed by a rude punchline, and the printed words tell the reader to expect a bunch of twats waiting at their new workplace. The joke is blunt on purpose, so it lands as a laugh between people who know each other well. It is made for someone whose new team is about to meet a very honest sendoff.
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A closer look at the print
The main subject is the lettering itself, set in plain black capitals on a white field. GOOD LUCK sits at the top in large type, with IN YOUR NEW JOB below it in a smaller line. The middle block switches to HOPE YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES, and the final word TWATS fills the lower half in the biggest letters on the card. A small smiley face sits beneath the last word, softening the bite of the joke. The layout relies entirely on size and weight contrast, so the eye moves top to bottom in a single line of reading. Nothing else is printed, which keeps the focus on the words. The design suits anyone who has worked through a difficult office and wants to mark a colleague's departure with dry humor.
Who will love it
The people who laugh hardest at this card are colleagues who have shared coffee breaks and complaints with the person leaving. They notice the cheeky warning in the middle line first, then grin at the big closing word. Use it when a coworker moves to a new company, an agency or a department they have been eyeing for years. You might tuck it into a leaving card signed by the whole team, or slide it onto a desk before the last day. The joke works best when everyone in the room already knows the new job is a step up.
Occasions and picks
A new job is the obvious occasion, whether the person is moving on after a promotion or changing careers entirely. It also works for a farewell lunch, a goodbye drinks evening or a final-day cake in the break room. Available in the Greeting Card style and the Natural color, this card is easy to pair with a small treat or a bottle of something bubbly. Keep it for people who will read the joke as affection rather than an insult.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The card wishes good luck in your new job, then says your new colleagues are a bunch of twats, which is a rude way of warning that the team may be hard work. The small smiley face under the word signals that the joke is meant kindly, so it reads as teasing between friends rather than a real insult.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- This card suits a colleague who is leaving for a new role and shares your taste for blunt office humor. It will land best with people who have worked alongside you and know the difficulties of the workplace, so the warning feels like a private joke rather than a serious comment about their future team.
- What occasions can you use this card for?
- Use it for a farewell lunch, a goodbye drinks evening or a final-day gathering when a coworker moves to a new company. It also works as a card passed around the team for signatures, giving everyone a chance to add a short note beside the bold black punchline.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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