1 / 3Good Luck Coworkers Card for a Friend Starting a New Job
Good Luck Coworkers Card has bold black lettering that teases a new job, then admits you will miss them.
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Good Luck Coworkers Card shows GOOD LUCK AT YOUR STUPID NEW JOB WITH YOUR STUPID NEW COWORKERS stacked in heavy black capitals, with a small line that says I'M GOING TO miss you below. The mix of teasing and sincerity is what makes it land. It gives you a way to say goodbye without getting sappy, and it suits the colleague you will actually miss.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What is printed on it
The card is built from five lines of bold black capital letters set in a clean sans-serif. Each line is spaced evenly down the white front, so the words read like a stack of blocks. The phrase STUPID NEW repeats twice, once for the job and once for the coworkers, which gives the joke its rhythm.
In the lower right corner, a smaller black line reads I'M GOING TO, and the word miss you is set in red. That single splash of color is the emotional turn: the card teases for most of its length, then quietly admits the goodbye hurts. Nothing else competes for attention, so the lettering does all the work.
The design has no pictures or decoration. Its strength is the blunt contrast between the sharp black type and the soft red words at the end. Anyone who sees it understands the joke at once.
Made for these people
This card is for the coworker who is leaving your team, the friend who has switched companies, or the teammate who got a promotion somewhere else. You will recognize them by the way they joked through every meeting. They probably already complained about their new boss in the break room.
It also fits a moment like a last-day farewell at the office, a card left on a desk, or a note tucked into a new hire's bag before a first morning. The good luck wish makes it friendly, and the red miss you line makes it personal.
A gift idea that fits
Pair this card with a small desk plant or a box of their favorite snacks for the first week at a new place. Give it on the last day, slipped under a coffee mug, so they open it while the team is still around. Write one real memory from working together inside the card to make it feel like yours.
- What does the printed message mean?
- The message teases a coworker about starting a stupid new job with stupid new coworkers, then ends with a red line admitting you will miss them. It turns a roast into a real goodbye, so the joke is affectionate rather than cutting. That contrast between the bold teasing and the small honest line is what makes it memorable.
- Who will appreciate this card most?
- This card suits a colleague, teammate or friend who is leaving your office for another company or promotion. Anyone who has shared a team with someone who joked through every meeting will see themselves in it. It works especially well for people who prefer humor to sentiment when saying goodbye.
- How can you give this card with another gift?
- Slip the card under a small plant, a mug of coffee or a box of snacks for their first week somewhere new. Give it on their last day so they open it while the team is still around. Adding one shared memory in your own handwriting turns the joke into a keepsake.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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