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Traitor Leaving Card for a Coworker Who Jumped Ship

Traitor leaving card with a colorful doodle sticker sheet, a name tag reading TRAITOR, and cheeky goodbyes for the coworker who jumped ship.

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Blank inside — write your own noteKraft envelope includedFolded 5 × 7 in · Premium 350 gsm cardstock
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Traitor leaving card fans will spot the name tag reading TRAITOR first, and the sticker-sheet layout does the rest. The printed lines, from SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS to REMINDER: YOUR NEW COLLEAGUES WILL BE RUBBISH COMPARED TO US!, turn a goodbye into a running joke. It was made for the coworker who is heading off and still deserves a grin.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

Artwork and lettering

The card is a white sheet covered in bright doodle stickers, each with its own shape and color. A red and blue name tag sits in the top left, and a large gravestone in the lower left reads YOU'RE DEAD TO US. Sparkles and small speech bubbles fill the gaps between the stickers.

The lettering mixes bold capitals with a rounded handwritten style. The large rainbow letters across the middle spell out THE TRAITOR CARD. Smaller bubbles say TOODLES!, ADIOS!, CIAO! and LATERS! in playful shapes.

The layout reads like a stack of farewells pinned to a desk. The gravestone and the TRAITOR tag keep the joke sharp while the rest stays light and colorful.

Made for this crowd

The people who get this card first are the colleagues who worked side by side with the one leaving. They notice the TRAITOR tag and smile at the loss line before they read the rest. Someone who knows the team's in-jokes will catch the rubbish-colleagues reminder right away.

This traitor leaving card suits a coworker moving to a rival company, where a little friendly ribbing fits the mood. It also works when the whole team signs one copy and passes it around the desk.

It is a good match for anyone who appreciates bold, cheeky humor, and who has a colleague they will genuinely miss.

Moments it suits

A leaving day is the obvious moment, when the card can sit on the desk next to a cake. It also fits a last team lunch or a goodbye drink, where everyone can read the stickers aloud.

Later, the card can be a keepsake on a corkboard, a reminder of the people you worked with. Pass it along the desk for everyone to sign before the last day.

What do the printed words on this traitor leaving card mean?
The name tag reads TRAITOR and the gravestone says YOU'RE DEAD TO US, both joking that the leaver has switched sides. SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS paired with the pleasure-of-working-with-us line turns the loss into a compliment. Coworkers who shared the office will get every reference.
Who will appreciate this traitor leaving card most?
Colleagues who spent real time with the person leaving will enjoy it most, since the jokes about rubbish replacements and absolute legends rely on shared memories. It also suits a boss or team member heading to a competitor, as long as the relationship is friendly enough to take a cheeky laugh.
What occasions suit this doodle sticker farewell card?
A last day at the office is the natural moment, but it also works for a final team lunch or a goodbye drink. Passing it around for group signatures lets everyone add a message next to the stickers. It can also be kept afterward as a reminder of the team.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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