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Funny Farewell Card for Coworker that greets a departing colleague as a “TRAITOR,” with bright cartoon goodbyes and a tombstone joke.
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Funny Farewell Card for Coworker shows a cartoon name tag that reads “TRAITOR,” and the printed words mock the departure with a grin. Your colleague will laugh at the bluntness, and the sarcasm makes the goodbye feel personal. It is made for the coworker who is heading off to a new job and wants a send-off with some bite.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The print at a glance
The design centers on a red and blue name tag that reads “HELLO, MY NAME IS: TRAITOR” in bold lettering. Beneath it, a yellow banner says “SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS,” with a smaller line in parentheses explaining that by loss, the team means the pleasure of working together. A large rainbow headline reads “THE TRAITOR CARD,” set against a soft blue sky dotted with clouds and small gold stars. Speech bubbles float around the edges, each carrying a goodbye in a different style: “Toodle-oo!,” “Byeee!,” “Adios!,” “Buh-bye!,” “See ya!,” “Laters!” and “Ciao!” A grassy hill at the bottom holds a gray tombstone with candles, labeled “You’re dead to us.” Larger bubbles add a boast about working with absolute legends and a green reminder that new colleagues will be rubbish compared to the team. Each element adds a layer to the gag.
Who it is for
This card suits colleagues who share an office sense of humor and know the ritual of a leaving collection. The name tag and the tombstone speak to anyone who has watched a teammate move on and felt the mix of pride and mock grief. Friends from the same team will catch every reference, from the parenthetical about the pleasure of working together to the sly warning that the new office will not measure up. Use it for the coworker who loves dry jokes and will pin the card up at their desk.
Occasions to use it
The card fits a last day, a farewell lunch, or the moment a colleague announces a new job. Slip it into the envelope with a note from the team, or pass it around the office for everyone to sign. It also works as a keepsake when the desk is cleared out. The design comes as a greeting card in the natural colorway, ready to write in and send.
- What does the “Reminder” bubble mean?
- The green bubble reading “Reminder: your new colleagues will be rubbish compared to us!” is a playful dig at the new workplace. It tells your coworker that the team they are leaving behind is the best they will ever have, which is exactly the kind of teasing that works between friends.
- Who gets the joke best?
- Colleagues who have shared an office routine will laugh hardest, especially at the name tag reading “TRAITOR” and the tombstone reading “You’re dead to us.” The parenthetical about the pleasure of working together rewards anyone who knows the team well.
- What makes this design stand out?
- Many leaving cards stay polite, but this one leans into a cartoon tombstone and a row of cheeky goodbyes in different speech bubbles. Each bubble adds its own sign-off, from “Toodle-oo!” to “Ciao!,” so the card feels busy, bright and openly sarcastic.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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