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Traitor Goodbye Card brings a cheeky name badge, doodle sign-offs and a mock sympathy line for a colleague who is moving on.
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Traitor Goodbye Card shows a name badge reading TRAITOR, and the joke lands fast for anyone who has ever said goodbye to a colleague who switched teams. One line jokes that your loss is really the pleasure of working with you, a cheeky twist on a sympathy message. It suits the office friend who is heading for a new job and will laugh at every line.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering in playful doodle style
A white doodle sheet is scattered with bright sticker-style speech bubbles, each with its own sign-off. The name badge sits at the top left, with a red strip and a pale blue body, while a bold rainbow TRAITOR runs across the center. Small sparkles and a hand-drawn tombstone reading YOU'RE DEAD TO US add a cartoon mood to the layout.
The lettering mixes chunky block capitals with rounded handwriting, so each goodbye feels like a separate note stuck to the page. Phrases such as TOODLE-OO, LATERS, BYEEE and BUH-BYE run around the edges in pink, green, yellow and purple. A starburst reading I used to work with ABSOLUTE LEGENDS gives the card its warm, boastful tone. Together the pieces read like a notebook page of office farewells.
Who the card is made for
The card suits a coworker, a team member or a friend who has moved to another company or department. Colleagues who shared lunch breaks and group chats will spot the in-jokes right away. It also works for someone who is leaving for a new city and still wants a laugh in the office.
People who keep a team together will enjoy the reminder that new colleagues will be rubbish compared to the old crew. You can pass it around the desk so everyone can sign it before the farewell party. It reads well when the person leaving is a good sport about being teased.
Moments when it fits
This card is made for a last day at the office, when the team gathers to say goodbye. It also fits a going-away lunch or a drinks night, where the traitor joke can be read aloud. Pass it to the person leaving so they can open it in front of everyone.
Save it for a farewell card that will be kept in a desk drawer. Pair it with a small gift from the team and the card becomes part of the send-off.
- What does the TRAITOR badge joke mean?
- The badge jokes that the person leaving has switched sides and is now a traitor to the team. The sympathy line, sorry for your loss, plays on the idea that losing a colleague is really a pleasure for everyone who worked with them. It works best for someone who will take a joke about their departure in good humor.
- Who gets the most out of this card?
- A coworker, team member or office friend who is changing jobs will get the most out of the card. People who shared an office routine will recognize phrases like the reminder that new colleagues will be rubbish. It also suits someone moving to a new city who still wants a laugh from their old team.
- How can you use it as a gift?
- Pass the card around the desk so everyone can sign it before the last day. You can give it alone or with a small team gift for the goodbye lunch. Reading the TRAITOR line aloud at the send-off often gets the biggest laugh from the group.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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