

1 / 3Take Me with You Card: A Playful Congrats for a New Job
Take Me with You Card is a funny congrats with a bold black plea to come along, perfect for a colleague's big career move.
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Take Me with You Card shows TAKE ME WITH YOU! in large black capitals, followed by I mean... congratulations and a last line, but seriously, can I come? The joke lands because it admits the envy out loud. It suits a colleague who is thrilled for you yet secretly hopes to tag along.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Behind the design
The card is built on a strong top line in heavy black capitals, with the word YOU set larger than the rest. Below it, the wording shifts to smaller lettering, so the correction feels like an afterthought. The lettering is simple and hand-drawn in feel, with no extra decoration to distract from the words. Each line is centered, which gives the card a calm, tidy look. The mix of big and small type is what carries the humor, because the eye jumps from the demand to the apology and then to the final plea.
Who gets the joke
Colleagues will notice the bold opening line first and then smile at the sheepish turn. Friends who have worked side by side will recognize the feeling right away. Send it to someone changing jobs, leaving a team, or heading to a new office, and they will likely read it aloud to the people still at the old desks. It also works for a close friend who is starting something new and will be missed at the usual lunch spot.
Gift and choice
This card suits a farewell from a team, a new-job start, or a promotion that means a move. Tuck it into a desk drawer on the last day, or hand it over with a cup of coffee on the first morning. It comes in one natural colorway, which keeps the focus on the black wording.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The card shows TAKE ME WITH YOU! and then backs off with I mean... congratulations, before asking, but seriously, can I come? It jokes that the sender is happy for the recipient yet quietly wishes to follow them to the new job. The humor comes from admitting that envy in a light, friendly way.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- It fits a colleague or close friend who is starting a new job, leaving a team, or moving to a new office. It works especially well for someone who will be missed by the people they leave behind. Anyone who shares a workplace bond and enjoys teasing will likely understand the joke right away.
- When is a good time to send this card?
- The best moments are a farewell from a team, the first day in a new role, or a promotion that involves relocating. Give it on the last day at the old office or leave it on the new desk the first morning. Either way, the playful plea gives the moment a warm, lighthearted send-off.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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