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Red Envelope Minimalist Text Card jokes about a friend's stupid new job and coworkers, ending with a heart and a line saying you will miss them.
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Red Envelope Minimalist Text Card says good luck at your stupid new job with your stupid new coworkers, and a small red heart sits beside a line saying I'm going to miss you. It is a teasing send-off for a friend who is leaving your team, and it is for the coworker who will really miss them.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
A closer look at the print
The whole front is built from stacked black capital letters on a clean white background, with no pictures or borders competing for attention. The first lines read good luck at your stupid new job with your stupid new coworkers, and the repeated word stupid is what gives the card its playful edge. Beneath the block of text, a smaller line reads I'm going to miss you, and a single red heart closes the phrase. The heart is the only color on the front, so your eye lands on it right after the joke. The typeface is rounded and friendly, which keeps the teasing from feeling cold. Each line is set with generous spacing, so the card reads slowly, almost like someone speaking the words aloud.
Who will love it
The people who enjoy this card are usually the ones who will be left behind: a desk neighbor, a project partner, or the friend who ran the Friday lunch. They notice the teasing first and then the heart at the bottom. Picture handing it over during a last-week goodbye, with everyone reading it over your shoulder. The card works just as well for a friend who has taken a new role outside your building, because the sign-off line keeps the message kind even when the words sound harsh.
Occasions and picks
Reach for this card for a coworker's final day, a going-away lunch, or a first-week note to a friend starting somewhere new. It also suits a team card that gets passed around the office. Choose the Greeting Card style, which comes in the natural color option. Slip it into the envelope and add a few lines of your own underneath the printed text, and the card becomes a personal memory of the time you spent working side by side.
- What does the printed line mean?
- The line says good luck at your stupid new job with your stupid new coworkers, which teases the person leaving while wishing them well. The next line, I'm going to miss you, reveals the affection under the joke. Together they tell someone that you are happy for them but will feel their absence at work.
- Who is this card best for?
- It suits anyone who is staying behind while a colleague or friend moves to a new job. The teasing tone fits people who share an easy, joking relationship, while the heart at the bottom keeps it warm for a friend you genuinely will miss at the office.
- What occasions suit this design?
- This card fits a coworker's last day, a going-away lunch, or a first-week note to someone who has changed jobs. Because the printed words are about leaving a team, it works best at moments when a work departure is being marked, not for general congratulations.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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