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New Job Card gives a departing colleague a bold red send-off, mixing a joke about new coworkers with a warm line about missing them.
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New Job Card shows GOOD LUCK AT YOUR STUPID NEW JOB WITH YOUR STUPID NEW COWORKERS, and those words tell the person leaving that you are teasing them while cheering them on. The closing line, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU..., adds a sincere note, and it is made for the colleague whose desk will look strange next week.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the design shows
The front of the card is filled with heavy red and dark brown block letters on a cream panel, so the message reads at a glance. Each line of text is large and stacked, with the words STUPID NEW JOB and STUPID NEW COWORKERS standing out in the same bold style. A small red heart sits near the end of the message, a quiet detail that softens the joke. The lettering is rough and hand-drawn in feel, which gives the card a casual, friendly look rather than a formal one. Together these elements make a card that is funny first and warm underneath.
Who it was made for
This card suits a coworker who is leaving for a new role, a friend who just changed companies, or a boss who is moving on. The people who will smile first are the ones who worked alongside the person and know the teasing is affectionate. When someone is packing up a desk, the card gives them a laugh and a reminder that they will be missed. It also works for the team that is staying behind, who can sign it and pass it along on the final day.
As a gift and every day
A farewell lunch or the last afternoon in the office is a natural moment to hand over this card. It also fits a going away gift for a colleague, friend or employee, and it can be tucked into a box with a small treat. Keep it in mind for any good luck moment where a little humor helps more than a formal message. The inside note, YOUR NEW COWORKERS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY THEY ARE, gives the recipient a second laugh once the card is opened.
- What do the printed words on this card mean?
- The printed words wish the recipient good luck at a stupid new job with stupid new coworkers, and then say I'm going to miss you. The phrasing is playful teasing that signals affection. The inside note, your new coworkers have no idea how lucky they are, adds a second joke that keeps the tone light and friendly for a colleague who is moving on.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- This card suits a coworker, friend or boss who is changing jobs and who shared a workplace with the sender. People who enjoy dry, teasing humor will appreciate the bold red lettering and the inside joke. It also works for a team member whose departure will be felt, since the closing line about missing them keeps the card sincere underneath the ribbing.
- What occasions work well with this card?
- A last day at the office, a farewell lunch, or a goodbye before someone starts a new role are all good moments for this card. It can also be signed by several colleagues and passed around the team. Its humor fits a going away card, and the heart and miss you line give it enough warmth to work as a sincere send-off.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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