1 / 3New Town Card for a Friend Starting Fresh
New Town Card brings bold black lettering and a teasing laugh for a friend starting over in a new city, job and home.
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New Town Card shows good luck in your stupid new town, with your stupid new friends, at your stupid new job, and the words are the whole joke. Bold black capitals stack down the page, and you will spot the repeated “stupid” from across the room. It is made for anyone who has just packed up a life and needs a laugh before the first Monday.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The print at a glance
The lettering fills nearly the whole card face in heavy black capitals with generous spacing between lines. Each line grows a little longer, so the message builds like a stack of boxes. The word stupid repeats five times, each one hitting harder than the last. At the bottom, NEW JOB switches to deep red, which pulls the eye down to the final punchline. Nothing else appears on the page, so the words carry the whole design.
Who it is for
You send this to the friend who just moved across the country, the coworker who landed a fresh role, or the sibling who finally bought a place of their own. Those people will notice the repeated word first and grin before reading the rest. New Town Card works because the teasing is affectionate, not mean. You can use it when the change is still new and a little scary.
Occasions to use it
Give it at a going-away party or tuck it in with a box of moving supplies. It also fits a housewarming, a first week at a new office, or a quiet dinner the night before someone leaves for a new city. Greeting card in natural is the only style available, so it slips easily into any gift.
- What does the repeated word on this card mean?
- The word stupid repeats across New Town Card as an affectionate tease. It points at the big changes of a new town, new friends, new house and new job without taking them seriously. The friend who reads it will hear the joke as love, so it lands best when you know they can laugh at their own fresh start.
- Who will appreciate this design most?
- This card suits someone who has just relocated, switched careers or moved into a first home. The bold teasing works best with a close friend, sibling or colleague who enjoys roasting. It also works for a coworker who is leaving for a new role, since the lines cover the whole move from town to desk.
- What occasions suit this card best?
- New Town Card fits a going-away party, a housewarming, or a welcome before someone starts a new office. Slip it into a moving box as a surprise, or hand it over at a farewell lunch. The NEW JOB line in red makes it a natural pick for a first-week congratulation.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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