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New Home Joke Card brings a stick figure named Bob and a silly knock-knock punchline to your housewarming, sure to get a laugh.
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New Home Joke Card shows Bob, a smiling stick figure, and a punchline that plays on a knock-knock joke. The printed words say it is Bob, then say it isn't, and the gag lands because Bob has no arms to knock with. It is the kind of silly, clever card that makes someone laugh before they even open the envelope, and it fits anyone who enjoys a light joke.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The print at a glance
The card centers on a simple black stick figure with a round head and a happy curved smile, standing on two thin legs. Above the figure, the bold lines read This is Bob, followed by Bob has no arms in a smaller hand-lettered style. Below the figure, the joke unfolds in quotation marks, with Knock, Knock and Who is it followed by the reveal, It isn't Bob. Bob is printed in red each time, so the name jumps out. The background is a warm beige with a soft mottled texture, like old paper. The card closes with HAPPY NEW HOME in large capital letters at the bottom.
Who it is for
This card is made for people who enjoy quick, playful humor. You might pick it for a friend who loves knock-knock jokes, a coworker who just moved into a first condo, or a relative who has been hauling boxes for weeks. Anyone who has ever groaned at a pun will get the setup right away. It also suits a couple who likes to share silly cards with each other, because the joke reads quickly and invites a laugh.
Occasions to use it
The card fits housewarmings, moving-in weekends, and the first dinner in a new place. Tuck it in with a plant or a bottle of wine and it becomes part of the welcome. You can also send it to someone who has just closed on a house and needs a reason to smile after a long stretch of paperwork. It works equally well as a note to someone you have not seen in a while who just relocated.
- What is the joke on this card?
- The card sets up a knock-knock joke with a stick figure named Bob. It opens with This is Bob, notes that Bob has no arms, and then plays out Knock, Knock, Who is it, with the reveal It isn't Bob. The punchline works because a man without arms cannot knock on a door, so the joke turns the usual setup on its head.
- Who will enjoy this card most?
- Anyone who likes quick, goofy humor will get it immediately. It suits friends who love knock-knock jokes, coworkers who just bought a home, and relatives who enjoy a silly card in a sea of sentimental ones. The joke is short and easy to read, so it works for people who do not want a long message.
- What occasions suit this card best?
- This card is best for housewarmings, first homes, and moving-in weekends. You can slip it into a gift basket with a plant or a bottle of wine, or mail it on its own as a playful welcome. It also fits a note to a friend who just relocated and could use a laugh during the unpacking.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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