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Gradient Bold White New Job Card offers a funny farewell message with a censored stamp, perfect for sending banter to a coworker moving on to a new role.
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Gradient Bold White New Job Card shows "Good luck in your new job you censored traitor" with a red stamp over the middle word. The design uses humor to express playful jealousy when a colleague leaves. It is made for the friend who wants to say they are sad but also happy for them.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the print says
The artwork features large, hand-lettered white text set against a deep blue gradient that fades into teal. The message reads Good luck in your new job you censored traitor, where a red rectangular stamp diagonally crosses out the expletive. This visual censorship adds a layer of irony, suggesting the sender is too polite to write the full insult but still wants to make it clear. The style mimics a casual doodle or marker sketch, which fits the informal nature of office banter. It belongs to the genre of sarcastic farewells where the sender pretends to be angry about the departure. The combination of the bright colors and the bold font ensures the joke lands immediately without needing explanation.
Who sees themselves in it
A Gradient Bold White New Job Card resonates with coworkers who feel personally betrayed by a friend's promotion or transfer. You might use this when the person leaving has been talking about their new role for months. It suits the relationship where inside jokes replace formal congratulations. Give this to someone who knows exactly how much you will miss them and enjoys a little dramatic flair in your interactions.
- Why is there a red stamp on the card?
- The red stamp acts as a visual censor for the profanity in the message. It allows the card to remain funny and edgy while avoiding explicit language that might cause issues in a professional setting. The stamp itself becomes part of the joke, implying the sender is holding back their true feelings.
- Is this card suitable for a boss?
- This design is best suited for close coworkers or friends rather than a superior. The term traitor implies a personal betrayal of the team dynamic, which works between peers who share a sense of humor. If your boss is leaving for a great opportunity, you might want to choose a more standard congratulatory message instead.
- What makes this farewell different from others?
- Most farewell cards focus entirely on positivity and future success. This design stands out by acknowledging the sender's actual feelings of loss and jealousy through sarcasm. The unique censored element adds a graphic touch that distinguishes it from generic text-only cards found in big box stores.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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