1 / 3You're Pretty Fucking Card for a Coworker Who Is Leaving
You're Pretty Fucking Card is a farewell greeting card with bold script and a blunt goodbye, made for a coworker you will miss.
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You're Pretty Fucking Card shows “YOU'RE PRETTY” across the top, then “Fucking awesome” in bold black script, with “I WILL MISS YOU” below. The swear word sitting between the praise and the goodbye is what makes it land, because it sounds like a real person talking. It speaks to anyone saying farewell to a colleague who has been a standout on the team, and it suits someone who prefers their sentiment with a bit of edge.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The design piece by piece
The card is built around three lines of type on a cream field. The top and bottom lines use plain uppercase letters, which keep the frame neat and sensible. The middle line switches to a loose, flowing script in black, and the leap in style makes the swear word stand out where it should. The words “Fucking awesome” take up most of the width, so they become the centerpiece. The black ink sits on the warm cream background with no other decoration, so the lettering does all the talking. Nothing else competes for attention, and the layout reads top to bottom in one clean pass. The contrast between the two typefaces tells the story of the card before anyone reads a word closely.
Everyday moments
This card suits the coworker who always had a sharp comment ready and was still the first person to help. Friends from the office will notice the swear word right away and smile at the bluntness. The compliment in the top line gives the joke a sincere base, and the final line softens everything into a real goodbye. You might tuck it into a desk drawer on someone's last day, or hand it over with a cake during a team lunch. It fits the moment when a teammate is packing up a desk and everyone is trying to say something that feels true.
When you need a gift
Keep this card in mind for a retirement party, a job change, or a last day before a long move. It pairs well with a small gift from the team or a shared card signed by everyone on the floor. Hand it over at the end of a farewell gathering, when the room is loud and everyone wants a laugh before the goodbyes. It works best when the recipient already knows how to take a joke.
- What do the printed words on this card say?
- The card reads “YOU'RE PRETTY” in plain capitals across the top, “Fucking awesome” in black script in the middle, and “I WILL MISS YOU” along the bottom. The mix of a compliment, a swear word and a sincere goodbye is the whole joke, and it gives the reader a clear, blunt message.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- This card suits a coworker or friend who has been a standout on the team and has a sharp sense of humor. Someone who appreciates blunt praise will get the joke right away, and the final line makes sure the goodbye feels personal and sincere.
- What occasions call for this card?
- Reach for this card at a farewell lunch, a last-day send-off, or a retirement party where the group wants something with more bite. It also works when a manager or colleague is moving on and the team wants a card that sounds like the people who signed it.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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