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Work Will Be Shit Card says the office will miss your colleague, with a crying poop emoji and bold lettering that makes a farewell laugh.
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Work Will Be Shit Card shows WORK WILL BE ABSOLUTELY Shit NOW YOU'VE GONE, and those printed words tell the reader that the office will feel much worse once they leave. The joke is blunt and warm at once, so it lands well with a colleague who has shared the daily grind. It was made for the people who will be stuck at the next desk.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork: crying emoji, bold type, white background
A cartoon poop emoji sits in the lower left with two blue eyes and a single tear rolling down its cheek. Its frown is wide and its shading is glossy brown. Beside it, a cursive black Shit stands out in bold strokes. Above and below, heavy sans-serif capitals spell out the rest of the line on a clean white background. The sad face gives the joke its emotional punch, and the whole composition reads at a glance across a room.
Who uses it: colleagues, team leads, departing staff
The people who will feel this most are the coworkers who sat nearby for years. A team lead might sign it for a departing member, and friends from the same department often pass it around the office. You will recognize the moment when someone glances at the emoji and laughs before reading the words, and this card carries exactly that reaction.
Gift moments: last day, leaving drinks, farewell lunch
Work Will Be Shit Card fits neatly into a last-day handover, tucked in with a note or a small treat. It also works at a leaving drinks night or a farewell lunch, where the group can read it aloud together. Available as a greeting card in natural, it suits any colleague who is moving on.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The printed line says that work will be absolutely terrible now that your colleague has gone. The crying poop emoji adds a sad, slightly rude tone that makes the sentiment feel affectionate rather than harsh. It works best for someone your team will truly miss.
- Who is this card best suited for?
- This card suits a coworker who has been part of the daily routine for a long time. Friends from the same department, team leads and anyone left behind at the next desk will recognize the humor. It is a good fit when your team jokes with each other openly and enjoys dark humor.
- When is the best time to give it?
- Give it on the last day, during a handover or at a leaving drinks night. The crying emoji reads instantly, so it lands well in a group setting. Pair it with a short handwritten note inside to make the goodbye feel personal.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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