It Will Be Shit Here Card for a Leaving Coworker

It Will Be Shit Here Card shows the words IT WILL BE SHIT HERE WITHOUT YOU! in bold, hand-drawn capitals, and those words tell your departing coworker that the office will struggle once they are gone. The blunt humor is the point, and it lands best with people who have spent real time together. It is made for anyone who wants to send a farewell that is honest and affectionate at the same time.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

What the design shows

The card is built around one big, brushy lettering block. IT WILL and BE sit in black, with SHIT in hot pink and WITHOUT set on a blue brush-stroke highlight, so the eye jumps from the joke to the emphasis. Pink underlines run beneath SHIT, and a black underline sits under WITHOUT, which gives the line a loose, sketched energy. YOU! closes the phrase in large black letters with a bold exclamation point.

The space around the words is filled with playful doodles. Yellow and pink squiggles sit in the corners, small blue and black arrows point toward the message, and a few outlined stars add a note of fun. A pink heart in the lower right softens the blunt line just enough to feel warm. Everything reads as hand-drawn, which makes the card feel personal rather than mass-produced.

Who it was made for

This card suits colleagues who have shared a team, a project or a long run of hard weeks. The people who will laugh hardest are the ones who will feel the gap after the farewell, such as the teammate who always had the coffee ready or the manager who kept everyone on track. It also works for a friend who changed jobs and still sits in the same office orbit.

It It Will Be Shit Here Card is best for the moment when a colleague says goodbye and you want the send-off to sound like you. Pair it with a short handwritten line about what you will miss, and the rude joke becomes a genuine thank you. It tends to get pinned up at a desk long after the last-day cake is gone.

As a gift and every day

The obvious moment is a last day in the office, when the card can be passed around with a signature from each person on the team. It also fits a new job celebration, a retirement from a long-running role, or a farewell lunch where the mood should be relaxed and a little cheeky. Slip it in with a small treat or a bottle of something fizzy and the gesture feels complete.

It is also a good card to keep on hand for the next time someone moves on. Read the bright lettering out loud at the party and watch the room smile. The Natural color option keeps the card light and clean, so it looks just as good on a desk as it does in an envelope.