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Watercolor Beer Champagne Bottle Card shows three painted glasses and a bottle with a witty line, a playful pick for friends welcoming a baby.
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Watercolor Beer Champagne Bottle Card shows three painted drinks and a bottle, and then there were three. The line plays on the last round before a baby arrives, when the beer and the champagne give way to a bottle of milk. It is written for friends who will recognize that trade-off right away.
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What the print says
Three objects sit side by side on a plain white field, painted in soft watercolor. On the left, a tall pint of beer glows gold with a foamy head. In the middle, a flute of champagne stands on its slender stem, pale and bubbly. On the right, a glass baby bottle with a nipple cap rests in the same warm light. Each object is drawn with loose, transparent washes, so the colors bleed slightly at the edges and feel hand painted. Below the row, the printed line and then there were three. appears in a simple, lowercase handwriting style that sits quietly under the drinks. The count of three is the whole joke: two adult drinks followed by the bottle of a newcomer. The design belongs to the life of someone who used to plan evenings around a bar tab and now plans them around feeding schedules. The painted drinks stand for the parties, dinners and celebrations that come before a new baby, while the bottle marks the change in routine. Together the three objects tell the story in a single look, without needing any extra words.
Who sees themselves in it
Expecting parents will likely smile first at the bottle, then at the beer and champagne they are giving up for a while. Friends who shared the last night out before the due date will recognize the moment at once. Grandparents and aunts who remember their own last round may enjoy the joke too. Use this card when you want a light, funny note alongside a heartfelt wish for the new family, and it fits both a pregnancy announcement and a baby shower.
Meant as a gift
Give this card at a baby shower, tuck it into a gift bag with a onesie, or mail it the week the baby arrives. It is a good pick for a coworker's new baby or a close friend's first child. Available as a greeting card in natural.
- What does the line and then there were three mean on this card?
- The phrase is a playful count. Two adult drinks, a beer and a champagne, sit next to a baby bottle, so the family has gone from two to three. The joke is that the nights out have been replaced by feedings, and the card celebrates that change with a little humor.
- Who will get the joke on this Watercolor Beer Champagne Bottle Card?
- Friends and family who recently had a baby or are expecting will understand the trade-off right away. Anyone who remembers the last round before a due date will also enjoy it, since the painted drinks make the point without any explanation.
- When is the best time to send this card?
- Send it when the pregnancy is announced, at a baby shower, or in the first weeks after the birth. The watercolor drinks and the bottle make it a good match for any of those moments, especially when you want a light note alongside your congratulations.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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