1 / 3Thanks for Wiping My Bum Card: Funny Thank You Card for Mom
Thanks for Wiping My Bum Card is a playful thank you that makes a tired parent laugh, with a simple stick figure caring for a baby.
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Thanks for Wiping My Bum Card shows a cheeky thank you printed in red and black: “Thanks for wiping my bum and stuff.” The words are a grinning nod to the least glamorous part of caring for a baby, and anyone who has done it will know exactly what they mean. You get a laugh and a real thank you in one card. It suits the parent who handled the diapers and the wipes.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What is printed on it
The card centers on the printed line, set in stacked lettering with the first words in dark ink and the bolder phrase in red. Below the text, two small outlined hearts sit above a simple line drawing. A stick figure parent leans over a smiling baby, both drawn with the same clean black strokes. Beside them, a baby bottle and a roll of toilet paper finish the scene, so the joke is clear without any extra words. The minimal style keeps the focus on the wording and the everyday moment it describes.
Made for these people
The people who will notice this card first are the ones who did the hands-on work: a mom who changed countless diapers, a dad who took his turn at night, or a grandparent who helped out during a busy stretch. Thanks for Wiping My Bum Card fits a moment when someone has been there for the messy details. You might tuck it into a gift bag for a partner after a long week of feedings, or hand it to a friend who pitched in when the new baby arrived. Because the joke is affectionate rather than harsh, it lands with warmth.
A gift idea that fits
This card works well for Mother's Day, a birthday, or a simple thank you after a new baby comes home. Pair it with a favorite snack or a coffee run, and let the stick figures do the talking. It is a small gift that still makes someone feel seen, and the laugh often lands harder than a formal note would.
- What does the wording on this card mean?
- The printed line, “Thanks for wiping my bum and stuff,” is a playful thank you for the messy daily tasks of caring for a baby. It turns the unglamorous part of parenting into a joke. The stick figure parent with a bottle and wipes shows the same idea, so the card feels both funny and sincere.
- Who will enjoy this card most?
- A parent who handled diaper changes and night feedings will likely enjoy it most. Partners, grandparents, and friends who helped out with a new baby can also appreciate the humor. Because the joke is light and affectionate, it suits people you know well enough to laugh together about the messy details of baby care.
- When is a good time to send it?
- This card fits Mother's Day, a birthday, or the weeks after a new baby arrives. It is also a good choice for thanking someone who pitched in during a busy stretch. Send it when you want to say thanks in a way that makes them laugh as well as feel appreciated.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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