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Nothing Butt Thanks Card sends a cheeky thank you with a row of cartoon dog rears. A playful pun for dog lovers and friends with a sense of humor.
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Nothing Butt Thanks Card shows “Nothing Butt Thanks” across the top, a cheeky pun that sits right above a row of cartoon dog rears. The joke takes a polite phrase and gives it a playful twist, and it lands best with anyone who already loves dogs and enjoys a bit of silliness.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the design shows
Six cartoon dogs stand side by side, each turned away from the viewer so that only their rear ends and tails face you. The breeds vary from one to the next, with a dark-and-white husky, a tan and black dog, a spotted dog, a fluffy cream dog, a fox-colored corgi, and a black and tan dog with pointed ears. Each one has its own posture, and the corgi sits low with its rump raised while the fluffy dog glances back over its shoulder. Small gold sparkles dot the background, and a pink heart floats near the corgi. The printed words “Nothing Butt Thanks” are written in flowing black script above the lineup, and the whole picture reads clearly from across the room.
Who it was made for
This card is for people who notice a good dog, who have a favorite breed, or who have spent an afternoon chasing a puppy around a yard. You will probably recognize the corgi and the spotted dog right away. A friend who dog-sat for you, a neighbor who walked your pup, or a coworker who keeps a photo of their dog on the desk will likely grin when they open it. The pun also suits anyone who enjoys a quick laugh alongside a sincere thank you.
As a gift and every day
Send this card after a favor, a long weekend of pet care, or a kind gesture that made your week easier. It also works as a small surprise for a dog lover's birthday or a holiday when you want to say thanks without a heavy message. Keep it on the counter after you have written your note, and let the lineup of dogs remind you of the people who helped you out.
- What does the pun in Nothing Butt Thanks mean?
- The pun plays on the common thank you phrase “Nothing but thanks” by swapping in “butt,” which fits the card's row of dogs seen from behind. It turns a polite sign-off into a joke about what the dogs are showing, so the wording is funny to anyone who notices the wordplay right away.
- Who will appreciate this dog thank you card most?
- Dog lovers will appreciate it most, especially people who know the breeds shown here, such as the corgi and the spotted dog. It also suits a friend or neighbor who cared for a pet, since the joke about the dogs' rears gives a warm thanks a silly touch that feels personal to someone who loves animals.
- What occasions suit this funny thank you card?
- It works well after someone dog-sits, walks your pup, or helps with pet care during a trip. It also fits a dog lover's birthday or a holiday when you want a lighthearted thank you. Pair it with a small treat for a dog, or write a short note inside to explain exactly what you are grateful for.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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