1 / 3Stars Pastel Border New Job Card for a Leaving Coworker
Stars Pastel Border New Job Card displays a humorous good luck message surrounded by pastel stars to celebrate a colleagues new career move.
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Stars Pastel Border New Job Card shows the phrase GOOD LUCK FUCKING TRAITOR. and the glitter-effect text with pastel stars mocks the departure with humor. Sending this acknowledges the mixed feelings of losing a teammate, and it is perfect for the colleague you love to tease.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The artwork explained
Large, rounded letters filled with a sparkling rainbow gradient dominate the center of the print. Below the main greeting, smaller black text delivers the punchline with a crossed-out word adding visual texture. Tiny stars in soft pink, yellow, and teal float around the edges like confetti. This design belongs to the genre of sarcastic office farewells that blend cuteness with biting wit. The juxtaposition of the sweet starry border against the harsh insult creates the signature tone of modern workplace humor.
Who it suits best
Colleagues who know exactly how to read the room will appreciate this specific layout. A Stars Pastel Border New Job Card works best when handed over during a casual last lunch or placed on a desk before a shift ends. It captures the exact moment of saying goodbye while secretly wishing them well. This approach turns a standard farewell into a shared laugh about the absurdity of quitting.
- What does the phrase on the card actually mean?
- The message uses sarcasm to express that you will be missed but also relieved. It plays on the office trope of pretending to be sad while secretly happy about their departure. This specific wording makes the joke clear without being genuinely cruel.
- Which type of coworker gets this specific design?
- This works best for someone with whom you share a close, banter-filled friendship. It targets people who enjoy edgy humor and do not take themselves too seriously at work. If your team laughs at dark jokes, this is the ideal choice for them.
- When is the right time to give this farewell card?
- Present this during your final lunch or the last day before they leave. It fits perfectly into a farewell gift basket or as a standalone note in their desk drawer. The timing should feel casual so the humor lands naturally rather than feeling forced.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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