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Selfish Decision Card for Coworker Leaving a New Job

Selfish Decision Card features the text clearly you were only thinking of yourself when you made this decision to humorously celebrate a coworker's new job.

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Blank inside — write your own noteKraft envelope includedFolded 5 × 7 in · Premium 350 gsm cardstock
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Selfish Decision Card shows the phrase clearly you were only thinking of yourself when you made this decision in black text on white. This blunt statement playfully acknowledges leaving a job for personal gain, and it is perfect for the friend who finally prioritized their own happiness over office obligations.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

What the print says

The artwork features six lines of centered, hand-lettered style text printed in stark black ink against a plain white surface. The message reads clearly you were only thinking of yourself when you made this decision, delivering a punchline that feels like an inside joke between former colleagues. There are no illustrations or graphics, allowing the wit of the words to stand entirely on their own. This minimalist approach belongs to the genre of typographic farewell cards that rely on sharp observation rather than visual clutter. The result is a clean, modern design that highlights the humorous truth of quitting a job to improve one's life.

Who sees themselves in it

Coworkers and subordinates will immediately recognize the specific energy of this Selfish Decision Card when handing it to a boss or peer who is moving on. It suits the individual who left a toxic environment or simply realized their current role was no longer serving their goals. The recipient understands that the card is not an insult but a celebration of choosing self-respect over loyalty to a bad situation. It captures the exact feeling of relief that comes with submitting that final resignation letter and knowing you did what was best for you.

Meant as a gift

This design serves as a witty farewell token for someone transitioning to a new role or retirement. Hand it over during an office party or slip it into a box of chocolates to acknowledge their brave choice. The natural color of the card provides a neutral backdrop that lets the funny message take center stage without competing for attention. It transforms a potentially awkward departure into a shared moment of laughter about the universal desire to put oneself first.

What does the phrase clearly you were only thinking of yourself mean on this card?
It is a humorous acknowledgment that the recipient left their job specifically to benefit their own life. Rather than viewing self-interest negatively, the card frames it as the honest reason for quitting. This interpretation turns a potentially selfish act into a relatable triumph of personal well-being over workplace obligation.
Which type of coworker or boss would appreciate this specific message?
This design suits someone who left a difficult work environment or felt unappreciated in their previous role. It resonates with people who value transparency and have a sense of irony regarding their career moves. If your colleague made the bold choice to prioritize their mental health or salary, they will likely find this reference spot-on.
When is the best time to give this as a farewell gift?
Present this card during the final days before they start their new position or at a celebratory farewell gathering. It works well when you want to validate their decision to leave without being overly sentimental. Pairing it with a small gift helps soften the blunt text while still honoring the humor of their transition.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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