1 / 3Black White Definition Farewell Card for Coworkers Leaving Office
Black White Definition Farewell Card features a dictionary definition mocking the act of quitting. It is a humorous way to say goodbye to office mates.
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Black White Definition Farewell Card shows the word leaving defined as a malicious act of abandoning colleagues. The text mocks the feeling of escaping a workplace, making it perfect for anyone quitting their job. Sending this acknowledges the relief they must be feeling while validating their desire to run away from their daily grind. It turns a professional transition into a shared joke about survival.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the design shows
The artwork mimics a dictionary entry with the word leaving printed in large, pastel gradient letters at the top. Below the phonetic pronunciation, white text defines the term as an incredible act of selfishness and the malicious abandoning of loyal friends. The definition concludes by describing the action as escaping from a never-ending nightmare, followed by a cross-reference to see also traitor. This layout uses the authority of a reference book to deliver a hilarious insult toward one's own employment situation.
Who it was made for
This Black White Definition Farewell Card is designed specifically for the coworker who has had enough of the daily grind. They will appreciate the honest acknowledgment that staying in a bad job feels like a trap. It works best when handed over during a final celebration or slipped into a resignation envelope. The recipient knows exactly what the joke implies because they have felt the same urge to disappear.
- What does the definition of leaving actually mean on this card?
- The card defines leaving as a malicious act of abandoning loyal friends and colleagues to escape a never-ending nightmare. It playfully frames quitting a job as a selfish but necessary rescue mission rather than a standard career move. This interpretation highlights the relief of exiting a toxic environment.
- Is this design suitable for a boss or a subordinate?
- This design suits anyone who views their current role as a nightmare worth escaping. It is particularly effective for peers or subordinates who want to express gratitude mixed with humor about their departure. The tone suggests a close relationship where banter is acceptable and the truth about job dissatisfaction can be shared.
- How should I use this card when giving it to someone who is resigning?
- You can hand this card to them during their last day celebration or include it in a farewell gift box. It serves as a funny alternative to traditional sentimental messages that might feel too heavy. Pairing it with a small gift helps soften the harsh definition while celebrating their freedom from the office.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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