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Sarcastic Good Luck Card with a cheerful rainbow over clouds and a wicked printed line that makes leaving colleagues laugh out loud.
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Sarcastic Good Luck Card shows “YOU’RE DEAD TO US” above a rainbow and two fluffy clouds, with “WE HOPE YOU FAIL” printed below. The sweet picture makes the nasty line even funnier, because the words sound like a grudge while the art says you are loved. It is made for the person who knows how to laugh at a goodbye and would rather send a smirk than a sappy note.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
A closer look at the print
The rainbow is the centerpiece, drawn in bright red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple bands that curve neatly over the middle of the card. Two pale blue clouds sit at each end of the arc, rounded and glossy, like a tidy little weather scene. The lettering is heavy black capital letters in a handwritten style, with “YOU’RE DEAD TO US” across the top and “WE HOPE YOU FAIL” set lower, where the word FAIL is the largest of all. A small black smiley sits in the bottom corner, a quiet wink that keeps the card from feeling too mean. Together the bright picture and the sharp words make a clear contrast that is the whole point of the design.
Who will love it
The people who enjoy this card are usually the ones who trade jokes with their team and find dry humor more fun than sentiment. You might pick it for a coworker who is leaving the office for a new role, a friend who is starting a fresh job, or a colleague whose departure is being celebrated with a group card. They notice the rainbow first, then read the words and laugh at the mismatch. It works best when the recipient already enjoys playful teasing, because the sarcastic good luck wording only lands when both people are in on it.
Occasions and picks
This card fits any farewell that calls for a smile, from a last-day send-off to a card that welcomes someone into a new position. It can sit in a stack of cards at a leaving party, be passed around for signatures, or tucked into a lunch bag as a small surprise. You can choose the natural color option or the greeting card style, depending on how you want it to feel in hand. Sarcastic Good Luck Card is a simple way to say goodbye with a grin.
- What makes the wording on this card funny?
- The printed line “YOU’RE DEAD TO US” followed by “WE HOPE YOU FAIL” sounds harsh on its own, but it sits above a cheerful rainbow and clouds. The clash between the sweet art and the cutting words is the joke, and it reads as teasing rather than real spite. Most people catch the contrast within a second.
- Who is this card best for?
- This card suits people who enjoy dry office banter and playful ribbing. It is a good choice for a coworker leaving the team or a friend starting a new job, especially when the two of you already tease each other. The rainbow keeps it friendly, so it does not land as an insult with the right person.
- What occasions suit this rainbow design?
- Use this card for a last day at the office, a going-away party, or a group card signed by the team. It also works for a friend's first week at a new employer. Slip it into a lunch bag or leave it on a desk for a small, cheeky surprise on the way out.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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