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New Job Cat Card puts a Siamese cat on a laptop beside tea, so you can send congratulations with a playful grin.
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New Job Cat Card shows a Siamese cat sprawled across an open laptop, and the printed line reads “CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW JOBBBBBHSHJS.’KLNZ@MD” with the final word dissolving into keyboard-mash letters. The joke is that the cat has pounced on the keys mid-message, leaving your congratulations half-typed. It is the card for anyone who has a feline assistant and who loves a playful way to mark a fresh start.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the print says
A Siamese cat sits squarely on a silver laptop, its cream body and dark brown mask and paws catching the eye first. Its blue eyes look up toward the viewer with a calm, unbothered expression, as if it has every right to claim the keyboard. The laptop screen is a flat dark gray panel, and the keys are drawn in fine lines beneath the cat's paws. Beside the laptop sits a white teacup on a saucer, with a thread of steam rising and a tea bag tag hanging over the rim. The artwork is simple and hand-drawn in style, with clean outlines and soft shading that keeps the focus on the cat. The printed congratulations sits below in a clean, all-caps handwritten-style font, and the last word breaks apart into a string of letters that looks like the cat walked across the keys. The scene belongs to the everyday life of someone who works from home or at a desk where a pet has taken over.
Who sees themselves in it
The people who will laugh first are anyone who has shared a workspace with a cat that refuses to move. A friend starting a remote role might spot their own pet in the drawing, or recognize the moment when a keyboard becomes a napping spot. Colleagues who know the new starter's home office will get the joke right away. The card also suits people who have simply watched a cat take over a laptop and found it funny.
Meant as a gift
This card is well suited to a first day, a promotion or a welcome to a new team. Pair it with a warm note or a small treat for the cat to make the gesture feel personal. It is available as a Greeting Card in a Natural color option, ready to send when the good news arrives.
- What does the garbled ending of the printed line mean?
- The final word of the printed line, JOBBBBBHSHJS.’KLNZ@MD, is meant to look like a cat walked across the keyboard mid-message. The stretched letters and random symbols are the joke, showing the congratulations was interrupted. It turns a standard greeting into a playful image that matches the drawing of the cat on the laptop.
- Who will appreciate this card most?
- This card suits anyone who works from home or at a desk with a pet, especially those with a Siamese or another cat that loves warm electronics. Friends starting a remote job, colleagues who know the new starter's home office and cat lovers will all recognize the scene. The gentle humor works for relatives and close friends too.
- What occasions suit a card with a cat on a laptop?
- Send this card for a new job start, a promotion or a move to a remote role. It also works as a welcome to a new team or a first week congratulations. Pair it with a note about the cat or a small treat for the pet to make the gesture feel personal and warm.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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