1 / 3Cat Lover New Job Card: A Cheeky Send-Off With Cats
Cat Lover New Job Card gives a playful wish to a coworker starting a new role, with a grumpy cat and a warm note.
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Cat Lover New Job Card shows a crossed-out wish about new colleagues and a cheerful congratulations below it, all framed by two cartoon cats. The printed words play a teasing joke before turning warm, which is why it lands so well for a goodbye. It fits the friend who is starting a new role and leaving a team that will keep them in mind.
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Artwork: two cartoon cats on a sunny yellow ground
A grumpy gray tabby sits near the middle of the card, its whiskers drawn in sharp strokes and its eyes narrowed in a sour glare. Above it, the line We hope your new colleagues smell like cat piss!! is struck through in red, so the wish reads as a joke that is taken back. Below, Congratulations on your new job. We'll miss you here!! appears in bold black lettering that stays easy to read. In the lower corner, a happy orange cat waves one paw with its eyes shut in delight. Small red hearts scattered around the edges add a bit of affection, and the soft yellow background keeps the whole scene bright and friendly.
Who will enjoy it: coworkers and friends who share a soft spot for cats
The people who will notice the joke first are coworkers who have shared a office kitchen with you and know your love of cats. A manager or team lead may also smile at the crossed-out curse before reaching the warm lines. Cat lovers will appreciate the grumpy gray cat, while anyone who has ever been teased about their pets will recognize the humor. Use this card when a colleague moves on to another company, or when a friend leaves a long-running job and wants a laugh with their goodbye.
Gift moments: a farewell lunch, a desk send-off, or a first-day surprise
This card works well tucked into a goodbye envelope at a team lunch, where it can be read aloud to a laugh. It also suits a desk send-off, placed among a small pile of notes on the last afternoon. For a more personal moment, slip it into a bag with a cat-themed treat and hand it over before their first day at the new job. The Greeting Card style is the one offered, and the natural color option keeps the card light and easy to display.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The crossed-out line says We hope your new colleagues smell like cat piss!!, which is a playful curse that the card then takes back. Underneath, the real message is Congratulations on your new job. We'll miss you here!! The contrast between the teasing line and the warm closing is the point of the joke, so it lands as affection rather than an insult.
- Who is this card best for?
- This card suits a coworker or friend who loves cats and is starting a new role elsewhere. It works best for someone with a dry sense of humor who will enjoy a teasing joke followed by a sincere goodbye. The grumpy gray cat and happy orange cat make it an easy pick for anyone who has bonded with their office over animal stories.
- How can you use this card at a farewell?
- You can read the crossed-out line aloud at a team lunch so everyone laughs before the warm message appears. Leave it on a desk on someone's last day, or tuck it into a card for their first morning at the new job. Its cheerful yellow design also makes it easy to pin on a corkboard for the team to sign.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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