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Long Distance Friend Card that says you seriously live too damn far from me, a sarcastic way to say you miss your friend.
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Long Distance Friend Card shows YOU SERIOUSLY LIVE TOO DAMN FAR FROM ME, a blunt line that says you miss someone and wish they were closer. The printed words are a grumble with a grin, and the friend who gets it will know the complaint is really affection. It makes a short, funny way to say you are missing them, and it is made for people whose best friend lives too far away.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
What the design shows
The card is white with five lines of bold black capitals stacked down the center. Each line is set in the same clean, rounded lettering, so the message reads like a loud, direct statement. The words fill the front from top to bottom, with plenty of white space around them. A single small red heart sits under the final word FROM ME, a quiet accent that adds warmth to an otherwise blunt message. The layout is simple and bold, so the sentence is the only thing competing for attention. The style is plain and direct, meant for a card that gets to the point quickly and makes the reader smile at the first line.
Who it was made for
This card suits anyone with a friend who moved away, a sibling in another city, or a close pal who now lives a long drive or flight from home. The friend who gets the reference will notice the first word, then the line about living too far, and then the heart at the bottom. You can picture a best friend opening the envelope after a long stretch of only texting, and laughing at how plainly it says the distance is a problem. It works for people who keep in touch by phone and miss their in-person coffee dates.
As a gift and every day
Send this card as a miss you note after a friend moves, or tuck it into a birthday or holiday package when you cannot be together in person. It also works as a just because card, a way to say you are thinking of someone without a special occasion. Keep it on the fridge of someone who loves a joke, or prop it on a desk so a far away friend has a reason to smile during a busy week. The blunt line and the small red heart together make a short moment that feels personal.
- What does the printed line on this Long Distance Friend Card mean?
- The line YOU SERIOUSLY LIVE TOO DAMN FAR FROM ME is a blunt complaint about distance. It reads as a grumble, but the red heart beneath it shows the real meaning: you miss your friend and wish they were closer. It is a funny way to say you care when you cannot be together.
- Who will enjoy this card most?
- This card suits anyone whose best friend moved away, a sibling in another state, or a close friend who lives too far for regular visits. The friend who knows the struggle of long distance will laugh at the bold capitals, and the small heart makes it feel warm rather than harsh.
- What occasions work best for this card?
- Send it after a friend moves, for a birthday when you cannot visit, or as a just because note during a stretch of only texting. It also fits a holiday package or a miss you message. The blunt humor and the red heart make it a good choice for any time you want a friend to smile.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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