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Funny Miss You Card that says you miss them, then teases that they probably miss you more. A cheeky note for friends and partners.
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Funny Miss You Card shows I REALLY MISS YOU in bold black capitals, and the smaller lines below say but probably not as much as you miss me. i'm pretty awesome. The sentiment starts sweet, then the reader gets a cheeky twist that makes them grin.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering
The design is pure type on a clean white card, with no pictures to distract from the message. The headline I REALLY MISS YOU runs across the top in heavy black capitals, so it reads first and loudest. Below it, a lighter lowercase line carries the teasing part of the joke. The final line, i'm pretty awesome., sits centered and small, like a playful signature. The handwritten-style letterforms feel casual and friendly, which suits the tone. Nothing else is printed, so the words carry the whole card. The contrast between the heavy headline and the light follow-up gives the card its rhythm.
Made for this crowd
You will likely notice the big headline first, then the grin that follows once the second line lands. This card suits people who enjoy a little friendly teasing, such as partners, close friends or siblings who love a joke. If you are the one far away, it is a way to say you miss them while keeping things light. Funny Miss You Card works well when there is already some playful banter between you.
Moments it suits
This card is a natural pick for a birthday, a long-distance anniversary or a just-because surprise in the mail. It also fits well after a trip apart, when you want to say you miss them without sounding heavy. Choose the Natural greeting card style to keep the look simple and clean. Slip it into a bag with a small treat, or add it to a care package for a friend who could use a laugh.
- What does the joke in this card really mean?
- The joke is that you miss them, but you think they probably miss you even more. The line but probably not as much as you miss me turns a sweet message into a cheeky one. The final line, i'm pretty awesome., adds a confident wink that makes the reader smile and tease you back.
- Who gets the most out of this card?
- People who enjoy friendly teasing get the most out of this card. Partners, close friends and siblings who already trade jokes will appreciate the twist. It also works for someone who lives far away and who you know will laugh at the exaggerated confidence in the closing line.
- How can you pair this card with a small gift?
- Pair this card with a snack, a favorite candy or a small coffee treat for a simple surprise. The card's playful message gives the gift a fun reason to arrive. A short note inside can connect the joke to a shared memory, which makes the package feel personal and warm.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
$3.95 flat shipping per order, free on orders of $25 or more. Cards are printed to order: 2–4 business days to print and pack, then 3–5 business days in transit (5–9 business days in total). We ship within the United States only.
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