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Leaving lee-ving noun Card for a Departing Coworker

Leaving lee-ving noun Card turns a dictionary entry into a teasing farewell, with a Related: Traitor line for a coworker moving on.

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Leaving lee-ving noun Card shows a dictionary entry, and its printed definition teases the coworker for walking away from a great team. You get a sharp, funny send-off that sounds like a reference book, and the joke lands for anyone who has ever said goodbye to people they liked. It is made for the friends who will feel the sting and laugh at it at the same time.

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Artwork and lettering

The design centers on a large black serif word, Leaving, set above its phonetic spelling and the part of speech noun. A thin rule runs beneath the heading, and the definition sits below it in a neat block of text. The layout copies the look of a printed dictionary, so the card reads as a reference page rather than a typical greeting. A small line at the bottom reads Related: Traitor, set in a slanted script that adds a bit of mischief. A solid coral panel runs along the left edge, giving the white page a bold frame. Every element is simple, letting the wording do the work. The dictionary styling and the wry definition together make the card feel like a joke written by someone who knows office life well.

Made for this crowd

Colleagues who share a team, a shift or a long project will notice the joke first, because the definition describes their own workplace in a teasing way. Team leads, office friends and anyone who has worked side by side with the departing person will recognize the playful tone. The Related: Traitor line lands especially well with people who have been through a few goodbyes. In a real moment, a teammate might pull the card from an envelope at a farewell lunch and read the definition aloud to the table. It turns a sad goodbye into a laugh, and it lets everyone admit that they will miss the person who is leaving.

Moments it suits

The card fits a last day at the office, a retirement party or a move to a new company. You can slip it into a card signed by the whole department, or hand it over with a small cake in the break room. It also works for a coworker who is relocating across the country, when a light, teasing note helps soften the distance. Keep it near the goodbye gift so the joke is the first thing they read.

What does the definition on this card mean?
The definition frames leaving a job as the act of abandoning awesome and cool coworkers in search of a better life somewhere else. It is a playful, guilt-trip take on changing jobs, written like a real dictionary entry. The Related: Traitor line adds a final teasing note, so the joke works best for coworkers who will laugh at a bit of mock blame.
Who will appreciate this dictionary-style joke?
Colleagues who shared a team, a shift or a long project will get the joke fastest, since the definition describes office life in a teasing way. Work besties and team leads will also enjoy the dry humor. It suits people who know the departing coworker well enough to tease them without it feeling mean.
When is the best time to give this card?
The best time is at a farewell lunch, a last-day cake or a retirement party, when the whole team is gathered. You can also slip it into a card signed by the department. Reading the definition aloud at the desk turns a sad goodbye into a laugh, and it lets everyone admit they will miss the person leaving.
  • Premium 350 gsm cardstock
  • Full-color print on demand (front)
  • Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Printed to order
  • Paper weight: 350 g/m²
Size guide: folded card 5 × 7 in with kraft envelope

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