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Happy Poo Card wishes a friend well in their new place, with a bold pink design of a white toilet and a playful message.
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Happy Poo Card shows “Happy poo in your new loo!” in chunky white letters, and the words say what a bathroom joke means when someone is settling into a fresh start. The line pairs a silly wish with the parenthetical “(happy new home)”, so you get a laugh and a warm message in one go. It is a good pick when you want to celebrate a move without getting too sentimental.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The design piece by piece
A single white toilet sits in the lower center of the pink field, drawn with simple rounded shapes. A black stripe runs across the seat, and a smaller black mark marks the lid, giving the figure a loose, hand-drawn feel. The lettering above is set in a bold, uneven hand, with the main line in capitals and the smaller parenthetical in lighter letters. The whole composition stays minimal, so the words do most of the work. The toilet and the text together create one clear picture: a cheerful bathroom greeting for a new place.
Everyday moments
Friends and family who have just moved in will notice the joke first, then read the smaller line about the new home. Give this card to a sibling who finally bought a flat, a coworker who has moved across town, or a couple settling into their first house. When you hand it over, the laugh usually comes before the hug. It pairs well with a kitchen towel or a new mug for a quick housewarming gift that does not take much planning.
When you need a gift
This card suits a housewarming visit, a moving-day surprise, or a welcome note waiting on the kitchen counter. Tuck it in with a small plant or a bottle of something nice when you arrive. It also works as a light congratulations when a friend picks out a new place and wants a cheerful message on the mantel.
- What does the wording on this card mean?
- The main line reads “Happy poo in your new loo!” and the smaller line says “(happy new home)”. It turns a bathroom joke into a warm wish for someone settling into a fresh place, so the reader gets both a laugh and a sincere housewarming message.
- Who will enjoy this housewarming card most?
- Friends and family with a good sense of humor who have just moved will enjoy it most. It suits siblings, close coworkers and couples who can laugh at a bathroom joke, and it works well for someone who likes playful greetings rather than formal ones.
- How can you give this card with a housewarming gift?
- Pair it with a small plant, a bottle of wine or a new kitchen towel for a quick housewarming gift. You can also leave it on the counter as a surprise on moving day, so the playful message greets them the moment they walk into their new home.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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