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Going Away Colleague Card says you will have to go be brilliant somewhere else, then admits you will miss them dearly.
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Going Away Colleague Card shows a bold line that says you will have to go be BRILLIANT somewhere else then, followed by a cheeky admission that you are going to miss them so much. The joke turns a goodbye into a compliment, so the person leaving hears that they were valued before they walk out the door. It is made for the coworker who always made the team look good.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
The artwork explained
White lettering sits across a deep navy field, with the words arranged in stacked lines that read like a plain, confident statement. The single word BRILLIANT is set in capitals on a bright green strip, so the eye goes straight to the compliment at the center of the joke. Below the main text, a pale aqua band carries the smaller line about missing them, which gives the card a clear two-part structure.
The typography is simple and modern, with a clean sans serif for the main message and a classic serif for the closing line. That contrast keeps the design lively without looking busy. Every element stays in its place, so the card reads quickly from across a desk. The whole picture reads as a farewell that is both playful and sincere.
Who it suits best
This card suits teammates who worked closely with the person leaving, whether they shared a project, a shift or a long commute of chat messages. The people who notice the green highlight first are usually the ones who will miss the most daily conversation. It lands well with anyone who knows the leaver's habit of solving problems quietly.
It fits a coworker who is starting a new job at another company, moving to a new city or stepping away for a fresh chapter. The teasing tone works because it makes the goodbye feel affectionate rather than formal, and most office workers know exactly what it means to be missed after a move.
When it fits
The card is a natural choice for a last-day goodbye, when the team gathers at a desk and everyone wants to sign something together. It also works as a note tucked into a farewell gift, so the humor and the warmth arrive along with the present. Many people will keep it on a shelf as a reminder of who made the office a better place.
It is available as a greeting card in natural, so you can choose it for any leaving card moment, from a quick card at the printer to a larger group send-off.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The joke is that the colleague is clever and capable, so you will have to go be brilliant somewhere else, which is a fond way of saying they will be missed. The line below, about missing them so much, makes the tease sincere. It works because it praises the leaver's skill while admitting the office will feel quieter without them.
- Who is this card right for?
- It is right for a coworker who has been a steady presence, someone whose ideas and calm help kept projects moving. It suits people who will recognize the teasing tone straight away, and it works for friends who share the same office routines. It fits anyone who has been brilliant at their job and is now heading to a new role.
- When is the best time to hand it over?
- The best time is on the last working day, when the team is gathering and people want to sign something together. It also works as the note with a farewell present, or handed over during a lunch send-off. Passing it along in person lets the joke land while everyone is still together.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²

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