Funny Goodbye Cat Card: “You Are Dead to Us” Farewell

Funny Goodbye Cat Card shows “YOU ARE DEAD TO US” on a wooden sign, and the smaller line beneath it, “I mean, good luck,” turns the dramatic words into a playful send-off. That reversal is the whole joke, and anyone who has ever said goodbye to a colleague with a grin will recognize it. The card is made for the coworker who is moving on, the friend starting a new chapter, or the teammate whose last day has finally arrived.

Note: the stickers shown in the photo are for styling only and not included.

Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.

What the print says

The centerpiece is a rustic wooden board framed with leafy green sprigs, small blue flowers and orange blossoms. The words “YOU ARE DEAD TO US” are printed across the board in heavy navy and orange lettering, with the word DEAD set larger and in orange so it grabs attention first. Tiny orange paw prints and short radiating lines surround the sign, adding a bit of lively energy to the frame. A second, narrower wooden plank hangs below on twine, carrying the softer handwritten-style line “I mean, good luck.” That second line is the turn that makes the first one funny. Below the signs, a ginger cartoon cat with closed, content eyes hugs a loose bouquet of orange and white daisies wrapped in a teal paper cone. Its tail curls up behind it, and a few small leaves drift through the scene. The whole illustration sits on a soft cream background, painted in a gentle watercolor style that keeps the drama light and friendly.

Who sees themselves in it

The first people to smile at this card are usually the ones who understand office humor, the colleague who has spent years making the break room a little brighter. The printed sign reads as dramatic, but the cat is clearly delighted to be giving flowers, so the card suits anyone who keeps their goodbyes playful. Think of the manager who is retiring after a long career, the designer relocating to another city, or the assistant who is ready for a new job. This card fits those real moments: the final afternoon at a desk, the group lunch on a last Friday, or a quick message before a teammate heads out the door. It gives people permission to say goodbye without getting sappy.

Meant as a gift

Give this card when someone is leaving a job, moving across the country or changing teams, and you want the send-off to feel personal and a little cheeky. Slip it into a stack of notes passed around the office, or hand it over with a small treat at a farewell gathering. It is offered as a greeting card in the natural color option, so it looks just as good on a desk as it does in an envelope. Let the recipient read the big sign first, then enjoy the moment when the smaller line, “I mean, good luck,” changes the whole message.