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Wishing You A Long card for a wedding couple, with a dachshund pouring champagne and a pun on a long marriage that makes a warm, playful greeting.
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Wishing You A Long Card shows “WISHING YOU A LONG AND HAPPY MARRIAGE.” set in bold black letters, with the word LONG stretched large across the top. The printed words wish a couple a marriage that goes on for years, and the joke is that a long dog is the one pouring the drinks. It is a playful blessing for anyone who likes a toast with a grin.
Ships with a kraft envelope; envelope color in photo may vary.
Artwork and lettering
A cartoon dachshund stands low on the card, its long body drawn in rich brown with a lighter tan muzzle and ears. It balances a dark bottle on its head, and a stream of orange champagne arcs from the bottle over to a clear wine glass set near its tail. The splashes at both ends make the pour look lively, as if the drink is still moving.
The lettering does a lot of the work. Most of the words are set in a heavy, friendly sans-serif, and LONG is drawn much larger and slightly tilted, so the eye lands on it first. The cream background keeps everything soft and easy to read, and the whole scene reads as one simple picture with a clear joke.
Made for this crowd
People who love dachshunds will spot the pun right away, since the breed is famous for its length. Friends of the couple who enjoy dog humor will smile at the picture before they finish reading the words. It also suits anyone planning a wedding who wants a card with personality instead of sweet sentiment.
You might pick this for a bride or groom who has a dachshund at home, or for a bridesmaid who loves a good running joke. It also works for the husband and wife you have known for years, since the wish for a long marriage feels friendly rather than formal.
Moments it suits
An engagement party or bridal shower is a natural place for a card like this, where the guests are already laughing and ready for a toast. A wedding day works too, especially when the couple gets a stack of cards and this one stands out from the rest.
It also fits an anniversary, when the couple can look back on years together and laugh at the dog joke. Tuck it into a gift bag with a bottle of something bubbly, and the card and the gift tell the same story.
- What does the joke on this card mean?
- The printed words wish a couple a long and happy marriage, with LONG set larger than the rest. A dachshund is a long dog, so the wish doubles as a wink at the animal pouring champagne in the picture. The pun is simple, and it tends to get a laugh before the sentence is finished.
- Who will enjoy this card most?
- Dog lovers and anyone who appreciates a cheeky joke will enjoy this dachshund card most. It suits a bride or groom with a dachshund at home, or a bridesmaid who likes playful humor. Couples who want a wedding card with a grin rather than sentimental wording will also find it a good fit.
- What occasions suit this dachshund card?
- This card suits engagement parties, bridal showers, weddings and anniversaries. The printed wish for a long marriage fits any milestone about the couple's future together. It is especially good for an event where guests are already in a festive mood and ready to laugh over a toast.
- Premium 350 gsm cardstock
- Full-color print on demand (front)
- Folded 5 x 7 in (A7) card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Kraft envelope included
- Printed to order
- Paper weight: 350 g/m²
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